The Merse

Hahaha

Mark Robbins winner saving Sir Alex's job getting its usual mention - interesting as always

Solid game - I was worried when they brought Barnes on and thought he might get a chasing but Barnes never really got a look in

Mikel is gently weeping somewhere

Absolute maestro

Blondie - hangin on the telephone

He took Gordon off who was their best player - bloke is clueless

Developing a bad habit of charging out of his position into midfield and leaving a huge gap behind him - needs to stop - whether it's a bit of the Steven Taylor hero thing or just a rush of blood he would be well served to cut it out

Whether you agree with the intentions or not is undeniably shite and not even slightly witty

It's a real pity zaha is such a London boy because I think he is really good - age and geography would probably be the main hindrance

That was a bit later than when I used to read it - it was stuff like Paul whicker the tall vicar, the parky and the pathetic sharks - had some right classics

Buster gonad and his infeasibly large testicles - Terry fuckwit was always a fave of mine

Agbonlahor is one of the thickest people I have ever heard speak - literally knows nothing about anything - totally out of his depth on any subject - didn't know where the Alps are ffs

Gets better every time he doesn't play

Best of the three tonight but didn't get alot of help - hoofball doesn't suit him