The Merse

Lovely listening to Glenn talk about players opening their legs - genius

Mikey Moore been excellent

As has been said before he is Franz Carr with a headband - more luck than ability when he does something positive

Smith-rowe to have his usual motm performance against us - perpetual thorn in the side

Dunno but Barry venison always looked better in black and white

Hahaha

Mark Robbins winner saving Sir Alex's job getting its usual mention - interesting as always

Solid game - I was worried when they brought Barnes on and thought he might get a chasing but Barnes never really got a look in

Mikel is gently weeping somewhere

Absolute maestro

Blondie - hangin on the telephone

He took Gordon off who was their best player - bloke is clueless

Developing a bad habit of charging out of his position into midfield and leaving a huge gap behind him - needs to stop - whether it's a bit of the Steven Taylor hero thing or just a rush of blood he would be well served to cut it out

Whether you agree with the intentions or not is undeniably shite and not even slightly witty

It's a real pity zaha is such a London boy because I think he is really good - age and geography would probably be the main hindrance

That was a bit later than when I used to read it - it was stuff like Paul whicker the tall vicar, the parky and the pathetic sharks - had some right classics

Buster gonad and his infeasibly large testicles - Terry fuckwit was always a fave of mine

Agbonlahor is one of the thickest people I have ever heard speak - literally knows nothing about anything - totally out of his depth on any subject - didn't know where the Alps are ffs

Gets better every time he doesn't play

Best of the three tonight but didn't get alot of help - hoofball doesn't suit him

It's sensationalism not journalism and Eddie is an easy target to hit - instead of doing the hard yards and getting to speak to the people with influence just use a footballing press conference to chuck some grenades.

I have a strange feeling this match will be decided by a couple of horrendous refereeing decisions - ridiculous red card for one of our boys and a contentious penalty - gotta keep fwank in the league

I do wonder if we had not had the uptick in form and we're still in the bottom three we would be getting the same level of flack

Like when they annexed Crimea and nothing was said about it when he has been inextricably linked for decades

Good job Bruce isn't here anymore cos he would be getting knacked by Tariq lamptey when he stuck him in at left back - the lads game isn't about pace - he seems to move well enough and can read the game to cover the ground - I thought he was great especially when you consider the opposition and being outnumbered in the middle - thought longstaff did ok too