The Merse

Mark Robbins winner saving Sir Alex's job getting its usual mention - interesting as always

Solid game - I was worried when they brought Barnes on and thought he might get a chasing but Barnes never really got a look in

Mikel is gently weeping somewhere

Absolute maestro

Blondie - hangin on the telephone

He took Gordon off who was their best player - bloke is clueless

Developing a bad habit of charging out of his position into midfield and leaving a huge gap behind him - needs to stop - whether it's a bit of the Steven Taylor hero thing or just a rush of blood he would be well served to cut it out

Whether you agree with the intentions or not is undeniably shite and not even slightly witty

It's a real pity zaha is such a London boy because I think he is really good - age and geography would probably be the main hindrance

That was a bit later than when I used to read it - it was stuff like Paul whicker the tall vicar, the parky and the pathetic sharks - had some right classics

Buster gonad and his infeasibly large testicles - Terry fuckwit was always a fave of mine

Agbonlahor is one of the thickest people I have ever heard speak - literally knows nothing about anything - totally out of his depth on any subject - didn't know where the Alps are ffs

Gets better every time he doesn't play

Best of the three tonight but didn't get alot of help - hoofball doesn't suit him

It's sensationalism not journalism and Eddie is an easy target to hit - instead of doing the hard yards and getting to speak to the people with influence just use a footballing press conference to chuck some grenades.

I have a strange feeling this match will be decided by a couple of horrendous refereeing decisions - ridiculous red card for one of our boys and a contentious penalty - gotta keep fwank in the league

I do wonder if we had not had the uptick in form and we're still in the bottom three we would be getting the same level of flack

Like when they annexed Crimea and nothing was said about it when he has been inextricably linked for decades

Good job Bruce isn't here anymore cos he would be getting knacked by Tariq lamptey when he stuck him in at left back - the lads game isn't about pace - he seems to move well enough and can read the game to cover the ground - I thought he was great especially when you consider the opposition and being outnumbered in the middle - thought longstaff did ok too

Whilst this is a possibility it would take a monumental shift for both the UK and America to lose its most reliable ally in the middle East - even given the religious and cultural differences which don't align with modern western views

Hyundai also wanted their sleeve logo removed so I was surprised to see both

Deliberate elbow for me - the point of his elbow was higher than his own head - that's not leverage that's a total cheap shot which should be viewed as dangerous play - seen red cards for less and you just have to look at the state of his face for confirmation

I think in his own infantile way he is formulating the narrative that it will be all about money spent not Howes coaching therefore ultimately exonerating Bruce from any blame. Because there will be an upgrade to the squad for next season any success will be attributed to that and the old line trotted out about how Bruce could have done the same job will be peddled

Fred has been good today

That brownhill is absolutely hopeless