Hanshithispantz

Eh? I sort of half get that like, if you're a footballer you should be able to kick a ball, but it's still an apt description for some defenders and midfielders who like to keep the ball on the ground and actually play the ball, as opposed to trying to get rid as soon as possible and just hoofing it.

The style of the man, man. Him and Pards in the same Spanish club must have been carnage man. Vaginal discharge all ower the place.

Fwiw you could probaly get 6 month+ for stamping on someones head in the real world, doubt you would ever see that sort of punishment for calling someone a N** etc.

at Racist abuse been worse than stamping on someones head (with fucking studs on!). Racist abuse isn't nice, but lets not get too ahead of ourselves here.

Is it not his wife? She looks a bit Swedish.

He has 0 qualitites left as a footballer, it's not like his array of passing or 'tenatious' tackling is going to shine in League 1.

aahahahahahah Why the fuck would you even write that shit? Just pointless, misinformed drivel.

Get in. Pointless even trying to make a joke about the photo tbh, everything is already there. Pardew is complete mammary magnet.

he fucking loves the mackesms does sima like

Where he tells the truth about everything for the majority of the movie? :lol:

He picked up and injury in training and will have a late fitness test according to the handsome old gent in charge.

Tar Mike.

He's also better than Peter Lovenkrands, it doesn't matter though as like has been said, no-one is saying Shola is good, and we're not signing Shola Ameobi this window to improve our squad. We signed Papiss Cisse. It's literally the most absurd devil's advocate i've ever seen.

FLAIR

I just paste the top line of the (usually Beren's) post into google and it's at the top more often than not. I know what you mean about trying to find it on the BBC website though. Fuck that shit.

May as well just write Demba Ba v The Opposition

Demba will probably start, could understand Cisse on the bench considering he'll not have had a chance to train with the team and would have spend a grand total of about 1.5 days in the country.

Deserves to go here like

There you go http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/49215000/jpg/_49215005_ameobi1.jpg

How the fuck was there not time to take that free kick man? That ref was a joke at the end there like

http://img803.imageshack.us/img803/3120/bbo0uaxm.jpg

Get in

Exactly. Especially when we're in the position we're currently in.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Bit of a shame the lad has ambitions like, would have been great to have him as back-up to Krul.