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Take you time like Pardew, it's not like we want to win games or anything

He kicked it out for a fucking corner? The absolute spacker

We've got a 4ft tall geriatric winning free headers in our box man. This is painfull.

We should probably give QPR something after this game if they don't win like. A nice bunch of flowers, some thorntons chocolates, or a card. Something.

Praise the fucking lord

CORNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Coloccini man, such an amazing man

Even Cabaye cannot be fucking bothered anymore

60 minutes? Is that the mark when we can finaly remove these fiends from the fucking pitch?

Is Ameobi not allowed contact with other humans or something?

Warnock clearly doesn't cover shooting in his training sessions like

Difficult chance tbh

Clever ball from Barton, pity it's for the wrong team like, Ashley, you depressing cunt.

Tried to soak up the pressure by leaving them acres of space to freely march into? Yes. That's why I said "tried to". Get your specs out. Look at the first 2 words of my post man, brains. I wouldn't say we've realy been trying to soak up pressure at all, infact most of QPR's chances have been on the break. We just cannot make anything stick up top, we're completely bypassing our midfiled (and most importantly Cabaye), and Ryan Taylor is a woeful human being.

Tried to soak up the pressure by leaving them acres of space to freely march into?

Imagine Santon and Bas watching this from the stands man? They must hate Pardew, the useless fecker

In March, when they're fit. The best players in our 18 man squad would do for now like

Ok then, so now we've sent out a purposefully shite XI to lull QPR into a false sense of security, we are actualy going to put our best players on the pitch. Aren't we?

Honestly man, Ryan fucking Taylor.

Taylor, just die.

Here get that fucking clown off the pitch

Santon and Ba/Marv on at half time please. I'm not sitting through another 45 minutes of this fucking shite.

What is happening here?

SUPER GEORDIE STEVEN TAYLOR