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We got a 25 year old French international midfielder, and captain of the league champions for £3.5m? Buyout clause or not thats f***ing mental in this market like.

I'm in the "what exactly does Henderson do" crowd like, every time i;ve seen him he's ranged from shocking (derby) to competent.

Lil>New under Cabaye New or Valencia under Gamiero Who mocked that up like?

I agree with what Wullie is saying for the most part like.

Just started his trade, regardless of his age he was still fairly inexperienced and learning. Simple stuff tbh.

That NUFCFANS is fucking pointless like

The Liverpool win was Pardew's like And although people will say "but it was Hughtons team selection anyway" it was ultimately Pardews decision to bring Ranger on which won us the game. He's not an improvement though imo, and he won't gert any better, Hughton would have imo.

That's superbly done Collette Cheenie

that is awsome like

Honestly man, that ET one is one of the greatest photoshop footy things i've seen. The picture is absolutely spot on

Aye, Ben Arfa, Jose Enrique & Yohan Cabaye! Good window tbh.

Is he banned from consuming liquids like?

That is class like Seriously someone needs to do one with that face, squeezing out of some birds private region.

What I was thinking?

If he meant that he would have said that, he didn't say that though.

Barton contributes nothing defensively? Thats bollocks like, you don't have to be clearing balls out of the 6 yard box, and intercepting goalbound dhots to help out defensively, like. He hastles opponents and gets stuck in, you cannot realy ask for more from an apparent winger tbh. And his technique helps him get out of tight spots, he's got a great touch, never once have I though "If Barton wasn't so slow & weak he wouldn;t have lost the ball there"

Barton doesn't need pace, his game isn't based around taking players on and crossing from the byline, he drops back (or forwards) into space and offers another option, and he has the ability to put a decent ball in when its on, or pick out a player in a better position if it's not. He offers a lot defensively aswel and is probably our best player at closing down from the front. I've just never understood that criticism of him at all tbh.

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3 in 14 according to wiki, I can only remember him play the last 3 games and the Everton match like

His goals to game ratio was shit tbh

Barton on the right side of that central midfield and i'd have sex with team tbh

I don't realy see how Barton lacks strength like, compared to your average premiership footballer anyway.