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Come on man

So boring it's enthrauling

I don't think they would be 12 points worse off, Van der Vaart or not they still have a much stronger squad than us (and half the league).

"only"

Is this agent wearing make-up? The creapy fucker

I think he's just thick as fuck, definatly posseses some talent but he just lacks a 'footballing brain' and for some reason stumbles/falls at the most akward of times. He's like the striking equivalent of Titus Bramble during his lunatic days.

Anelka looks suspicously like a bald Osama Bin Laden with that beard. Conspiricy

Man U fans constantly booing when Chelsea are in possession is sad like, reminds me of Stoke in there first year in the Premiership. Fucking horrible atmosphere. Cunts

The second sentence contradicts the first. Chelsea are playing terribly, rather than Man U playing brilliantly. You can stil perform well even if the other team is playing poorly, like. Man U have been brilliant so far

I'd be amazed if Ivanovic stays on the field for 90 minutes here.

Wigan, West Ham and Wolves are all on 36 points or less and played 36 games, we're mathematicaly safe

tbh. Actions speak louder than words. So he shouldn't speak? Ever? Just mime?

Nile + Ranger is 2 awsome names combined tbf.

I would say sleeping like, but thats probably an upgrade on his personality.

Unfortunately running the United For Newcastle page, I have to see his mindless tweets retweeted at least 10 times a day I'm sure United For Newcastle is a much more enthrawling piece of bandwith tbh

Blasphemy

Besty was mooching about the metro centre earlier on with some kid

It was a lush pass tbf

I think he's just lending his future club a favour tbh

Gibson gained the X button on FIFA

What a bellend Tyldsley is like

When you delete a username on twitter can it be retaken by someone else, or is it just disabled?

Joey talking in the press isn't hindering his football ability you know. It's not like he's missing games and not turning up to training so he can instead give interviews to the papers