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It should be a legal requirement for corporate PR personnel to be over the age of 70 like.

TCD is a pantomime villain, perfectly playing his role until we sign Paqueta.

It's not that it's criticism or Burn, it's just a weird way of looking at his signing. He improves our squad depth immeasurably in a position we were very poor in with not much room for growth - this applies both before and after Botman.

You honestly believe Dan Burn was Botman's replacement? Dan Burn and Targett were signed because our defence was absolutely atrocious - we needed players in. Botman was signed because we've clearly identified him as a massive talent for a great price.

You consistently apply a pointlessly negative spin to everything man. Even when you talk about Joelinton it has to be that "he's not good enough on the ball to take us forward and will need to be replaced" In anycase we seem to be trying to bring in world class players for a decent fee (under 40m it seems). We've done that with Bruno and you hope the same with Botman. Ekitike was obviously expected to be one of the biggest French talents in a few years (and PSG seem to agree), that fell through but would have been a similar price. Diaby and Lodi we both seemed to be priced out of. If we continue our progression over the next couple of windows we'll have a very good side.

Or we do and we're just not going to rush it through, exactly what happened with both Ekitike and Botman (both carried over from January).

Absolutely nowt wrong with Burn as a permanent signing

Some people are just absolutely insane like

It's just a very odd transfer strategy, loads of fairly young players with next to no Premiership experience.

Hopefully the Guy Fawkes lads make another appearance.

My body needs a thread like.

Good article and something that has been needed for a while, hopefully it gets expanded on and used somewhere. Football manager (unironically) still has the best method of defining and explaining player roles like

OkieHope

Swear Kaka used to be a nutjob at one point like. Possibly my favourite footy chat poster nowadays

Oh Bailey what have you done...

Are Lyon the worst team ever at selling players?

We'll sign Paqueta and spin Jim White into multiple orgasms on the 31st.

The lad's a fucking genius like Been sitting here trying to suss out the time to cash ratio and whether I should do it myself or not.

Still think I came up with the greatest ever footballing chant when we loaned Riviere to Osasuna like, I still sing it to myself from time to time.

"Give me money and I'll lie to you." I hope he does well like.

That guy's got the right idea like

I say pa-kwhey-ta and I'll continue to say pa-kwheh-ta.

Nowt new, but if anyone has the stamana for a round 2 here you go: https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/newcastle-united-transfers-live-gallagher-24647134.amp

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