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Yep, 3 weeks out with a hot rock burn.

Clearly he faked the injury in the Bolton warm up, unfront of the cameras/commentators etc, in an elaborate plan to miss the game against his beloved Everton. Would have been too suspisious if he pulled up before the game itself, but it seems the itk's have cottoned on to his dasterdly deeds. The swine.

Jonas had Hibbert walking a tightrope, on another day with a stricter referee he'd have been off.

I can understand the thinking behind it, clearly Pards identified Everton's left side as the major threat with Baines and Arteta there, and with the paper thin squad we have it was either shoehorn Guthrie out wide or sling in another defender to just try and nulify there strongest point.

If Taylor had to start the game then it should have been at RW with Simpson remaining at RB, atleast then you have just 1 player out of possission instead of 2. He shouldn't have been in the team at all like but especialy not at right back ahead of Simpson.

I like him like, he's certainky not our main worry thats for sure

Aye Webb the cunt, should have just let the blatant push slide.

We realy have nothng to worry about when all are fit, our squad depth is embaracing though in every outfield possission bar CM. We've always had a poor injury record over the past 5 years or so I can remember (perhaps even before aswell)

The performance was alright, the effort was there, but there personel and to a degree the teactics were fucking 'pathetic'. All in all Everton deserved to win by more than 1 goal but while they were somehow still only 1 ahead we did well to make a game of it.

Why's this gem gone unquoted? I took it as a wind up to be fair

Unlucky?

Bit harsh on Everton like, and espcialy considering the injury problems and lack of strikers we have Everton were easy favories here.

Expected realy with the squad we have left, should have been 4/5 though Everton missed some sitters.

Everton are definatly worthy of the lead, and our starting XI has went from shite to fucking abysmal due to Enriques injury. To reverse a quote from the Simpsons (Robot episode), our strong spot is now our weakest point

I thought we looked comfortable tbh aft we scored, until Steven Taylor decided he wanted to be a CB again.

Coleman's on the bench. yeah, also managed to put him on the wrong wing aswell. In my defense i've got man flu

Wouldn't have mattered, Heitinga's on the bench. Even from the bench he'll still probably be closer to closing him down than his was at Goodison

and ofcourse by Coleman I mean Baines

Fuck it i'm over it now, Lion Beast with a hatrick, the way our season has gon this is probably the most likely outcome. We will literaly need to focus every singke attack down the left, hope Tiote puts in another blinder to nulify the Everton midfield and that the defensive partnership down the right keeps Coleman quiet.

Doubt there was a worse bench in the whole of the CCC last season Bit harsh. Guthrie, Perch and Shola were all startes in the CCC while Krul was our Nr. 1 for a part of the season. Kuqi would probably make a CCC bench as well. Im in super pedantic mode man, just let is rattle away to myself. Makes me feel better tbh

My reaction to discoving our line-up/bench tbh

Doubt there was a worse bench in the whole of the CCC last season

We might aswell have took the piss and just shoved Krul on the wing, Tiote up top and Kuqi in goal tbh, may have nicked a win through pure bamboozelment of the Scousers alone. As it stands this will be a very, very boring game, absoluteky nothing at all to get exited over. Fuck my life.

Fucking hell man, depressd nowmlike, no way at all we'll get anything with that squad

3-5-2? Fuck that, would prefer 4-4-2 to start with to be honest and then switch to a formation we probably aren't comfortable with if we need to later in the game.