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There was pictures of him training a couple days ago, and Pardew said 50/50 for the Everton game, surely he's not out for a month

If Odemwingie not starting was tactical then that has to be the most retarded team selection choice i've ever seen. Fortune man, what the fuck has Woy been sniffing?

Plus it's fucking silly to base our team selection today on the Fulham away match

Even comparing Soccer AM attendances now, you guys are obsessed. FTM

Wont read an article that censors the word "crap". But fuck off Houlier.

Dint forget shagger 'Pards'. Could be set in Nolan's house too, with big Kev himself doing the fake Geordie voice over. "Day 7 in the Kevin Nolan house, Alan Pardew is sharing a bed with the unaware Joey Barton" "Day 9 in the Kevin Nolan house, Stephen Ireland has created a base in the kitchen with his matress and bed sheets, Andy Carroll is drinking a bottle of Detol."

If thats the real Sturridge then fucking hell

NUMA Newcastle United Mental Asylum http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/news/article41916.ece/ALTERNATES/gallery-large/Newcastles+Joey+Barton+jailed

Realy hoping that with Shola coming back into the frame he isn't shunned again, it's clear Pardew prefers Lovenkrands over the majority of the 90 minutes but with Shola coming back he'll probably be dropped. Just hope Ranger is still prefered as the impact sub ahead of him.

If he makes a name in a Newcastle shirt I honestly couldn't give a fuck what he says about any other club or country

Hope we got a decent fee for him, was useless most of times in the Premiership but he has shown he has the quality to succeed. certainly thi that for the reportedly low wages he was on he would have been worth keeping around.

It's allways frustrating when you look at the table and see where you could have been, but not one game in the league is a certainty and many matches come down to who has the luck for the day. Every side wins some they maybe should have lost and vice versa, it's not exactly plausable to just sugest that we havn't capatalised on other clubs shortcomings because we just didn't think of this ingeniouse plan of just winning all of our easy games

Again though, how many goals has Carroll scored from an open play Barton cross?

Aww I want that owl, poor little sod.

Never understand the whole "what we've been through" shit they spout, was there some massacre in Sunderland I habn't heard of, orchenstrated by a gang Geordies that left many of the modern day mackums homeless orphans or summat?

Some Spanish acoustic guitar s****

I thought the bit about it sitting in the garage was saying how Dyer was a crock You make a cracking point like. Sort your f***ing metaphores out, Grant.

Think it was a metaphore to the limit of games one can manage a season, and what a beautiful metaphore it was.

Clearly after her minge the little spik pervert

People are just arguing with themselves now like

Has this debate seriously come down to "x player scored a beter goal, ner ner ner ner ner" Fuck me, we were aparantly in for Bradley Johnson, he scored a cracker against Arsenal, pribably better than any Xavi has ever and will ever score, clearly he is the better footballer

Niola? Massive spelling mistake there like but I think it sounds quite fetching.

The general gist of it seems to be that although Dyer is clearly better with a ball at his feet than Nolan will ever be, he was injured far too often, and Niola, despite his limitations has scored 11 goals from midfield this season. And for those reasons some people would rather have Nolan in this squad than a young Dyer. I personaly wouldn't, but I can see where there coming from. Nolan isn't shite, and Dyer wasn't Lionel Messi.