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The Katie Price thing was part of some thing on the internet where Akabusi was climbing into women's bedrooms and sorting them out. Awooooga

Ekitike reminded a lot of people of Ibrahimovic, one of the blackest men alive.

Still getting games for Spain and last year was his best goalscoring season ever. He's probably good enough for us like

His passing and carrying stats are bad for a midfielder like. He's good in wide areas when he has space to run into and he is neat enough to play cheaky one twos and the like, but compare him to someone like Rice and it's absolutely night and day. Place Rice further up the pitch and he'd be shite on the ball, from deeper areas though he's one of the best in the league.

Always thought Willock looks like a forward tbh. I would have put him in Wood's place at the back end of last season before Wilson returned. He's clever as fuck in and around the box.

He was doing 700 mile round trips after games and on his days off unser Bruce which has now stopped (or atleast that was the plan).

Almiron and Murphy are just pace and energy. Fraser's actually a half decent player. He seems genuinely two footed and can cover either wing too.

72% left according to FBRef So probably two footed

Harrison makes more sense on the surface like. Unless we're selling Maxi bringing more right footed wide players in seems counter productive.

We've been working with StatsBomb since February. Howe's record of bringing players in is strong. Ashworth is in with (I assume) any contacts. If we've identified Gordon as worth £35m I really wouldn't worry like. Looking on GOT most Everton fans don't want to sell him for that.

Aye, few times I saw Everton he was literally the only player trying to take the game to the opposition He has pure rat genetics but he pretty much ticks every box Howe will want in a young player.

Seems a bit mad going from Diaby to Gordon like. One's a left footed, goalscoring wide forward, the others a right footed, hard working winger.

Quite impressive to pick the worst possible camera angle and transition for every frame.

Didn't realise Hudson-Odoi was still only 21, seems like he's been around forever.

Gordon looks like he'll be a cracking player but he's fucking repulsive to the point I genuinely wouldn't want him

That story is incorrect, the person working at Southampton was a massive lads fan and offered to give him a load of replica mackem tops he had in his car boot. From then on the owner of Bilbao formed a deep, almost sexual passion for sunderland and the rest is history.

Lingard isn't needed, we looked desperate for any goal threat in January but Howe set us up to pinch results without one. Now we're in a better position we can get a proper RW and ST.

Hickey to Brentford, I know many on here mastubate to him.

We went 2 up against a team fighting for survival. Same with Brighton when people were saying we got battered, completely removing the context of the game.

Imagine the conversation with your lass when you're trying to explain why you're taking a 30 grand a week pay cut and moving the family to Rotherham.

33/66 not 50/50, which seems fairly good considering it will probably take around 60 points unless one of the mid table sides takes off.

Still cannot hear or read roll your sleeves up without thinking of that drawing like It's probably the best, most horrifying thing on the internet.

Never really saw mich in Broja when I've seen Southampton but Mandoon* rates him I think and I trust his judgement. *Where is he anyway? Account is gone

Aye Zidane is what I get like, loves a turn too.

Paqueta can play as a right forward too from what I've read, looking at his clips he'd have no issues there either. Dreaming here, but this looks canny frightening: Wilson Maxi Paqueta Joe'ton Bruno Eriksen