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the requirements are embarrassing low like.

You've proper done us there like.

Not getting a decent recruitment team in asap, even if just a temporary one, always seemed daft like. People bang on about deals being hard to do in January but I'm 100% sure that decent scouts would be able to find us a midfielder better than Longstaff or Shelvey like. I reckon I could do it with a few darts and a pack of panini stickers.

It's worrying© that we haven't seen any improvement in attack like. I was expecting it to be rocky with the squad we had but atleast expected us to see some goals. Not like 9 games of hanging on after Brentford. Seems to have limited control over some players too, imagine ASM trying to play like he did in the first half under Pep? He'd have been pasted all over in the dressing room.

Fuck knows what the stats were but I cannot remember him winning a clean header?

I know I said I'd be suprised if his legs had gone at 30, but after today I think I may have been wrong like Hopefully just an off debut and he hits his stride but he looked lethargic and offered nowt as a target man either.

They could have had 2-3 goals on the break man

We've 'dominated' the last 2 games in the shittest manner possible.

Looked absolutely pointless up top tbh. I liked the idea of him but for £25m i'm pretty sure we could have gotten someone abroad a bit more mobile like

The fuck did Longstaff just hoof that for when he was in yards of space

Agent Moussa. Getting torn to pieces on the counter here like

I just want him to be a better player which he's capable of being man

He's been shite man In that position, running at the defence, he's dangerous but picking the ball up in the middle of the pitch and constantly trying to take players on has nearlly been costly for us on numerous occasions. Howe needs to try and talk somesense into him.

Opperation Swing it in to Wood seems to be a bit of a bust. We may need to invest in a midfielder who can do things.

Would be lish if that fell to Courtinho and not Sean Longstaff

There's something tragically wrong with your side when the player you're most excited to get on the ball is a right back.

Howe needs to get ASM to just pass and move like 7 or 8 times out of 10 when he gets the ball. He'd be a much, much better player if all he didn't do when he gets the ball is try and eye an opponent up to skin. It's fucking pointless.

Class. Any pics of it anyone?

Seems to be a watch blog now

if there's another offer then wishing for Ashley is insane like. It's not even like Ashley being abhorrent is a secret or out either, just about any time he's been mentioned in the media over the past decade has been regarding him doing something the fans have hated him for.

I mean he's a short term improvement on being liquidated, so if that's his argument the fair enough. Sort of like escaping Ted Bundy's boot to be picked up down the road by Ed Gein though.

Probably like 95% of midfielders starting in one of Europes top leagues would improve us tbh If we leave this window without signing a CM then we need shooting like. We could spend like £10m and still be better off.

Gosens would be great but I'd be amazed if we got him like. You're probably right too Tron. We're probably set out to play 5 at the back more than 4 now, like you say, but he does seem to prefer a flat back 4.

This is a man who knows his onions

No Richie is sexy like