Hanshithispantz

Tempted to sign up to a basketball forum and share my opinion on Kobe Bryant. I know nothing about him, or basketball in general, but I really feel like sharing my opinion on him.

So him?

He's obviously a good player like, his touch and ball control is top notch and he obviously has an eye for goal but he needs us to be playing with fluidity which we cannot do. Pretty much any player who lacks physicality or restraint is going to look god awful.

Isn't it just a standard 2016 haircut amongst lads in their teens-20s?

And put in who? Colback's needed to come in as we signed a Ligue 1 winger and Jonjo Shelvey instead of the comanding central player we've needed since Cabaye left. A proper manager wouldn't have sat by and let that happen.

Well done to the club for manufacturing a situation where Jack Colback is our best midfielder like.

He's just not what we need at the minute, Wijnaldum's the same. If we stay up and actually build a balanced side he might be a better option but I'd start Colback ahead of him until the end of the season.

I thought Cisse played well tbf. They should both be starting though.

Absolutely no coincidence we win a game when Taylor isn't on the pitch.

How are we winning 3-0?

Mason has a pretty penny on us to go diwn by the looks of things.

A bad free kick? The fuck is Birtles onabout the melon

How the fuck is that not a yellow?

Thought it was pretty stupid we never threw him in the side when he beasted that heading in against Watford. Missed that in a defender for years.

Games been fairly bad, but still better than I was expecting

Mason is fucking awful

Pretty much how I see it, Steven Taylor out of the side is the only thing that matters as he's such a liability.

One thing's for sure, this is going to be the dullest performance of the season

We've been absolutely awful in the middle man, I honestly don't care about Colback coming back.

I think so, all 3 of us are bad but Sunderland are a fairly solid unit atleast, I think they'll grinding more out than both us and Norwich.

Norwich are fucking shite man

Remember when he played Cisse against the doctor's advice and Cisse scored to win the game, and Pardew was so pleased with himself telling all and sundry in the post-match interviews how he ignored the doctor. I like how he totally fucked Aarons career to date personally.

He literally kept us up last year too It's weird like, but we really need someone like him on the pitch now.

A lot will accept it and point to Ashley 'changing' like, referencing how he's (not really) pumping money into the club.

He's onabout the bloke of Of Mice and Men, you Lennies.