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Probably didn't want to come off.

The Guv from on here had a conversation with him which basically ruined his rep forever Same with Colback and the 3-0 shite, bellends the pair of them.

CHESTBALL?!?!

HTT man he was outstanding in the first half.

Why, he's a cockend.

Like who? Thauvin who we may as well have chased out of the country or Aarons who McClaren obviously hates?

If our other forwards can get close to him often enough we should be fine. It's only really a major issue when he's completely isolated.

Him, Sissoko and Ben Arfa in the same side would leave bodies strewn around the pitch like, bursting past people for fun.

I think it's an Argentinian thing, they seem to love going to utter shite before returning with a relegation saving swansong.

Mbabu should be there like, Saivet in the middle with Shelvey, if he turns out to be shit then Colback can squeeze back in until we sign someone else in the Summer (which obviously won't happen).

Where as Colback is awash with them? Dummett is a far better defender like, Colback threw himself in the way of a couple today and did well but I'd be surprised if he wasn't absolutely tragic there in the long run.

McClaren actually wants to play football, regardless of how poor he may or may not be playing out from the back makes us far more enjoyable to watch. In order to avoid a ticket from the balance popo I think I have to also call him a shite bastard, so, "he's also a shite bastard."

Why was he in with Shearer anyway? He performing at the Arena or something and was invited?

Fair enough.

Aye, you're right. Everything's shite. Let's just not enjoy anything eh? What are you even talking about man? People are enjoying the win, we still need to improve though and people are pointing that out. His subs are consistently shite, even worse considering he's alienated our left winger and left Mbabu back home. Adding a pointless platitude to the end of that achieves nothing, it's completely irrelevant to the point being made.

Ah the balance police are back, dishing out credit where it's dues all over the shop. I've missed them since Pardew fucked off.

Thought his save for their header was his best so far, he go across really well.

Never really noticed him, first impressions are we should have signed a 6ft5 beast instead.

A yard offside an all. Absolutely delicious.

Swansea fans think he should be retrospectively banned for shoulder barging someone. http://www.fansnetwork.co.uk/football/swanseacity/forum/163042/shelvey-is-a/#25

Could be the difference between us staying up instead of them tbh. We don't win today without him. Aye, them selling him to us seems brain-dead tbh. He's exactly what we've needed.

He would walk into every side in the league on that showing tbh Hope he can keep it up like, his attitude at Swansea was obviously a problem so it cannot be ignored.

He was fucking class, if he can put in half that performance each week and start to add a few goals he'll be fine.

If it isn't his attitude which ruins him here, it'll certainly be the fans screaming for him to shoot every time he's on the ball within 80 yards of goal. It must be annoying as fuck.