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It's becoming increasingly more likely that Pardew only brought him in as a final fuck you as well, and that the contract rumours are true. McClaren has even started subbing him in games/moving him out of the centre.

Which managers are apparently seeing something in Colback anyway? Alan Pardew got him in on a free because Sam Allardyce was the only other fool interested. He's capable of playing the ball forwards but he refuses to, maybe he'll change if his place in the side is threatened but it's definitely a physiological issue with him, whether or not it's as sinister as KI is suggesting (I think it is, just look at his pathetic dives to get him out of taking responsibility the past week).

Such an ugly, weird man WBCP got it spot on, you can tell he drinks nowt but Fosters.

Aye he said some good words, I've easily warmed to him. Hope he doesn't knock Perez out or something.

It's not unfair at all Colback and Anita have been utter toss due to their reluctance to get the ball forwards.

It's outrageous than non of the other guys ever cottoned onto passing the ball forwards like.

That pre-season was fucking crazy like His insane back heel an all

Absolutely pointless even bringing it up, it's a total non-incident

So many deflected goals.

Robot Wars needs drop kicking

Penalty sonna

Love Funes Mori's celebration

"It felt like it was raining"

It's his final decision that lets him down like, he plows forward like a dream but doesn't know what to do once a beat a couple.

Lad on the bottom has the wanker sign down to a T.

The Eredivisie is mental like, you either get a world beater or a total carthorse.

Cabaye's a really solid midfielder with a good passing range and cracking strike on him, think him going missing was more down to the way we played, I don't think he put in many bad performances. Wijnaldum's on another level though when in this mood, he's absolutely devastating.

haha aye. Love a bit of bitterness though, decided early on he was going to go with the condescending "fair play it means more to them" angle and completely ballsed it up, poor cunt.

Different player obviously like but in terms of quality retrospective to his position he's streets ahead of Cabaye.

No way he's banned for that, West Ham lad ran into him and he shouldered him down.

I was expecting something like that Beckham to Ronaldo at Real Madrid pass if you know which one I mean? I'll have a look like.

Just watched it again, KI are you watching the right goal? The 2nd one? It's an inch perfect 60-70 yarder.

Not sure what KI was expecting has ever been done before tbh Was a lovely spot and perfect execution, Janmaat made it look even better like, his take was insane.

It's the worst patter ever like, actively makes us worse as well, it doesn't make any sense.

Only bad thing was 1 or 2 of his strikes when he had better options and we needed to keep the ball. I blame the fans for that though, unfortunately it'll never end.