Hanshithispantz

Holy shit it worked

Aarons with a touch of the Ameobis there.

How?

Be in the changing room, mate.

Lovely link up play despite a little bit of luck.

you couldn't make it up.

I don't doubt he'll say worse.

Has TT not just made those quotes up?

Is this some sort of limerick?

Possibly the best scoreline in football history.

Did you tell him he's a cunt? He did, but he had grass in his mouth. I styled that fall tbh, like surfed the grass you know? The absolute fuck outta here. seriously, he prob appreciated my balance tbh Got an image of you sliding down the bank like this, with that song playing. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

SanDoon

Cain Dingle

Sounds like a canny day out Rule number 1 of photo taking is to not be standing on a fucking step mind, dude looks about 3ft.

Fucking get in :lol:

Nah it was the "Canny that like Nobby, aye" one with Solano playing his trumpet to him down the phone. I think I quoted it here but the image is gone. http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,94253.msg4670297.html#msg4670297

I assumed that kid was taking the piss, i.e "If this was in the Premiership he would have been HAULED off by now because Pardew is a fucking melon." Or is he a known mong?

I hope the Bobby one hasn't gone, one of my all time favourite posts. EDIT: I think it has, gutted.

I don't think he was in control of the ball at any point during that clip

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Aye, obviously.

This is pointless (I knew it would be), you're just saying things. "It's the fact that his best games were against weaker opposition and his games against similar strength opposition were only average." I mean, what? What does that even mean? How have you measured that? As I said you're just saying things. Anyway I'm being boring so I'll let you get on with it.

:lol: Guthrie was average for us, his best games for us were against significantly weaker opposition. Do you actually want to counter that point or are you just going to sit there posting smilies? Ah man, you've got me on the ropes here Stifler. But yeah Guthrie was average for us, not really sure how this supports the theory that Jack Colback has been any better like. Jack Colback's best games for us would come against significantly weaker opposition too if he spent a season in the Championship.

Fuck it, I think he will be better than Guthrie was for us tbh, partly because he'll get far more game time. To suggest he's shown he's more capable in his 2 games than Guthrie did during his time here is just fucking bollocks though. Pointless even saying it.

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