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And ToonPack.

Cross son.

He took off De Jong to temporarily distort our formation for 10 minutes before he sends Shola on and fucks with it again. He loves doing that for some reason.

Ben Arfa to come on with 30 minutes to go to salvage something from 2 down. Whoop whoop.

Instead of sending Mike Williamson up into the box, put Ben Arfa on the field.

Not his fault.

Pardew's driven me to eat loads of Time-Outs and now I feel fucking mingin.

Fuck off Taylor.

Pardew loves dragging some poor cunt off at half time like.

But Sammy's actually been good It's not a case of him being made to look good in a poor side, he's genuinely looked good. He's rightfully in the side imo.

Sammy's been the best player in a black and white shirt Gouffran on the right of midfield is fucking apocalyptic though.

Pardew's attacking change will be Shola and Haidara.

Sammy's canny

I take it Tim had Adebayor FGS

Dropping Hatem again Its just getting pathetic now tbh, He knows how to manage him though!!

Regardless of how bad we've been in the cups since the turn of the millennium, nothing at all can excuse this: http://i.imgur.com/F3vc3xm.png "But he beat Man Utd at Old Trafford!"

Moyes' derbies have been against Liverpool and sheik billionaire funded Man City. Alan Pardew has been getting bummed consistently off the worst side in the league.

I'm sure he'll look back on that with great fondness. League Cup Semi Final on his CV. What about the FA Cup final he got too then? Or the quaters last season, and the semis before that? s*** in the cups Blew his champions league chance then went out in first round of Europa? Then repeatedly failed in the Europa league once in it. Quarters-Semi's, doesn't make a difference from second/third round in hindsight, still got fuck all for your efforts. Just like Pardew and his quarters last year, we never made the final so it doesn't really care for much. It makes a massive difference. You don't look like a shit manager for a start.

I'm sure he'll look back on that with great fondness. League Cup Semi Final on his CV. What about the FA Cup final he got to then? Or the quaters last season, and the semis before that? s*** in the cups You could say that Pardew being a minute away from actually winning the FA Cup with West Ham, is more impressive then the lot of that. But it's a completely moot point. They both have won fuck all. I like how you said "it's a completely moot point" and then ended the post with a completely moot point. Cunning. But aye, Pardew done well that one season with West Ham fucking ages ago, his recent cup performances have been fucking disgraceful though. Moyes has 2 semi-final FA Cup appearances in the last 3 year.

I'm sure he'll look back on that with great fondness. League Cup Semi Final on his CV. What about the FA Cup final he got to then? Or the quaters last season, and the semis before that? Shit in the cups

Poor in the cups, he's just got to a semi-final

And I'd accept "boring football" if it wasn't boring, counter-productive horse shit that encourages us to get dry bummed whenever we go behind or ahead. Moyes was great at Everton, and I would risk him here over Pardew in a heartbeat. For all the "I'd get rid of Pardew but we don't know who we'd get in return! It'll be JFK!" it's canny laughable that anyone would turn down Moyes.

Have you seen the f***ing utter w***-stain who's in charge of us now ffs? Moyes played boring football with Everton, done fuck all in cups and has turned Man Utd in to a laughing stock yet you would cheese grate your own testicle to have him, rather you than me. I didn't say I'd cheese-grate my own testicle. I'd cheese-grate yours.