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Fined? He probably got a bonus.

Taylor and Williamson will be expected to sit back like the rest of them and throw any body part possible in the way of the ball to prevent it from going into the net. Pardew will be over the moon with that back 4.

Pardew completely shut Anita out for half of a season so I wouldn't be too quick to absolve him of blame here.

Pardew the tactician.

He was a proper diver tbf Love him though, it isn't his fault Pardew continued to pick him once his legs had gone.

I've assumed we've been drugging Ben Arfa to keep him here against his will for a while now tbh, this would all but confirm it.

Thank you Welbeck, I owe you a pint.

Whoever said that Everton didn't have enough of a points gap to justify Martinez being better than Pardew? They're now 8 pts ahead. Anyone who ever thought Martinez wasn't a better manager than Pardew need medically examining.

What's this? Put a £10 bet on(like above) then put the entire winnings on the next bet etc until you get to £1000 Cheers Rog. Not the foolproof plan I was hoping for mind

What's this?

He's hardly immobile like.

Ben Arfa mark 2. Sign him. He's on his way over here without permission as we speak. Psychologically, do you believe that this is the kind of man we want in our squad?

What's the craic with Vice and Newcastle? There seems to be a few recent articles on there. EDIT: I'm guessing advertising for Brown Ale.

Spot on. I enjoyed our fairly direct, but not too much, in your face style; we'll do you at home if the crowd fancy it we had under Kevin NolanHughton. :lol: Fucking hell man I forgot all about that saga.

Anyone else a bit cynical that he's announced it now he has retired? Perfect money spinner, can't wait for the autobiography! That is just a bit cynical like

Well this is fucking gay.

If I was to talk to someone in the real world who confessed to being highly religious I'd probably secretly find them a bit loopy tbh. It just comes with the territory. Nothing against them or anything, I just cannot comprehend spending my life like that.

So you're saying you weren't having sneaky looks at the top of the league and working out if we beat Arsenal how closer we would be. That Arsenal game would have brought about so much belief had we nicked it, sadly they nicked it off us I was certainly dreaming at one point, thinking what if? When you're on a run you feel unbeatable, when you're on a losing streak, it feels like the world is against you. It's exciting and still feels exciting, 6 points off Champions League, couple of signings, why not dare to dream? Better than dreaming the manager to get sacked I think a month ago 500/1 or whatever it was were very good odds for us to win the league, I mean we play the league 500 times from that point and I think, even with Pardew in charge we string together a few results, other teams hit bad form, and come out on top The last sentence is awful craic Brett and you know it

Using the fact people were throwing sneaky quids on us winning the league as ammo

He's made his bed and he can lie in it. If he starts Shola Ameobi against Sunderland and we lose then he'll rightfully be blamed for the defeat. If he picks a good XI and they still collectively play shit he'll be rightfully blamed etc. He was humiliated at home by a complete moron with one of the worst squads in the league purely because that moron was able to get them ready for the game, something he's never been able to do.

They don't. It's these kind of mistranslations that lead to you drastically missing the point of the debate.

Martinez took the Everton job fully aware that he'll be playing a couple of loan signings every season until he retires or dies.

Ashley is an arsehole but his worst trait by far is his outright refusal to employ a decent manager.

It's never been rosy, more "He's doing well so fair play, he's still shit though and his problems are still apparent." It just get's worse when he inevitable starts doing shit again. I think it's only Cajun who's been swooned back around by the grey haired one.

This is wrong fwiw.