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For the sake of a couple of million we would be fucking daft not getting him in now, not only because he'll be a massive help keeping us up, but also he'll be far better settled in for the start of next season.

You made that up? From Pards on NUFCTV. As for Matv sub in my opinion he was not in the game 2nd half we were under pressure Perch was not a bad choice to bring on, Cabaye getting injured was a huge blow. Come on man, we were only 1-0 up and you bring off our attacking midfielder for a far inferior utility man? It's not like Mancini bringing on Nigel de Jong to shore his side up (I realise he isn't there any more), it's fucking James Perch. If we're looking impotent in the final 3rd then you bring on some fresh attacking legs, you don't resign yourself to defeat and remove your main creative outlet, especially when your only other creative outlet left in the squad has said at half time that he's struggling.

I used to love Greggs' sausage rolls, I find them really sickly now though, as I do most of their baked stuff tbh. It's massively shit if we're to be honest.

It was the Facebook "MMMMM NANDOS AGAIN TONIGHT NOM NOM" craic that stopped me from going to Nandos until last year but it's an alright restaurant for what it is. Decent cheap food with a fairly modern feel, i.e I can just order my food, have it at my table within 10 minutes, eat it and fuck off. If you fancy sitting in somewhere for a bit to eat but cannot be arsed with the whole shabang of traditional resteraunts it's spot on.

Another factor with Santon is that we usually have 2 right footed players playing out on the left, that isn't his fault. I don't think his inability to swing in a decent ball would look any where near as bad if we had a genuine left winger ahead of him. As it is we have 2 players running up the wing then slowing to a near halt as they look to find a way inside.

Against a team at the bottom, you're 1-0 up, the whole sensible idea would be to catch them coming forward, NOT replacing the blokes who could do that. I am staggered that even an idiot like Pardew couldn't see the bloody obvious to all. You don't clear the midfield so they can INTENSIFY their attacking. This, they had an ancient fullback play the entire 90 minutes with Shola Ameobi as his main threat until Cisse was shunted back out wide, it's completely insane but a massive insight into how Pardew views the game. We're 1-0 up and the most important thing is that we do no concede, and the best way to not concede is to just sling defensive midfielders on the pitch apparently. The other 19 managers in the league leave the central midfield as it is and replace Shola Ameobi with Obertan if they hadn't already started the game that way. The other 19 managers in the league have yet to be beaten by fucking Reading at home.

1/2 on sky bet. God I hope there's something in that. Doubt it like.

I can't even be arsed to get amongst the banter sesh, I hate the man so much.

I know it's childish as fuck but I'm getting to the point where I'm ever unsure of whether or not I want us to beat Villa, if it meant losing to them and getting a new man in charge I would fucking take it straight away. 6 pointer or not we'll lose more points than we'll gain trying to sit on fucking 1 goal leads to the dross of the league at home, that's something that literally no other manager in the history of football has ever tried to do or will ever do.

It doesn't matter who we sign tbh, yesterday proved how much of a fucking idiot the bloke is, even if we sign both defenders, a 2 back-up strikers and a left winger it'll still take a few weeks of sexiness on the pitch to lift me from this slump the massive tosser in charge has put me in. Reading came from behind to fucking beat us at home, that actually fucking happened.

This season just gets more and more depressing by the day, we completely spunked our load finishing 5th so it was obviously going to happen, but still.

The lad has literally just turned 22 and has played little over a season for us in a new league

If he got a red for that man

http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/avs/avatar_5701_1358620235.png :lol:

he's not all there is he?

Alan Retardrew

Would he fuck man.

I realise Twitter has a letter limit but fucking hell.

Good god that feels good.

AP "I substituted our entire central midfield for 3 inferior players and left Jonas & Shola to play the full 90 because I'm a schadenfreude bastard"

We need a foreign manager tbh but we won't get one, as much as we like to look abroad for our personnel on the pitch I cannot see us being as adventurous with the man in charge.

I'd rather stick my cock in wasp hive.

Daftest post of the decade tbh How's that, unfortunately it's a fact. How would you know? Not getting all ITK but I have it on great authority. You're chatting shit for attention, stop it.

Daftest post of the decade tbh How's that, unfortunately it's a fact. No it's not.