Scoot

If reports are true and we started around 40, they want 60, we're nudging our way up to the 50/53ish it's going to take to get this deal done.

If they've rejected that then move on.

Can't remember the last time I looked forward to an opening game like this. Please don't fuck this up Newcastle. Just win please!

Those little shitty tv's still in operation on the gallowgate concourse last night.

Read a few lines. Point blank refuse to infect my brain with the rest of that shite.

They're probably going to have to open up level 7. Very few left in lower bowl.

We're interested in sesko but funny how absolutely not 1 of them mentioned him up until his agent put them pictures of himself in Newcastle.

Whinging about fonts and the black paint? Christ!

Pretty obvious this is to bankroll an expensive August. Next year, new sponsorships will bankroll us. Up the Premier league we go.

How much have we "borrowed" then?

I just think had bruno played with Joelinton, Shelvey or Willock we'd have seen a lot more from him. Playing with Longstaff and Elliot is no good at all.

I think we've played well here. Plenty of positives to take from this. Some good performances. Ref has been a disgrace.

This. He's had a mare. He's gave them absolutely everything.

Can see Joelinton taking this ref out before the end of the game.

Wood that is appalling!

This is a proper workout, in a class stadium with a class atmosphere. Brilliant prep for the season.

Have a look to see if you have "amazon silk" on your firestick. It's basically a Web browser. If you haven't, download it and go to nufc.co.uk through that.

Some on twitter claiming this too. Proper neanderthals!

I absolutely detest the fat hippo twat. Took the piss out of us whilst here and deserved and deserves everything chucked at him.

It begins.

Wasn't sure where to post this so I'll hoy it in here. Howe really is like night and day compared to what we've become used to.

Just try and ignore both and concentrate on Howe's quotes.