Scoot

Absolutely bored shitless of this whole thing now.

I'm not even worried about the deal not going through, it's just the time it takes to announce it because of a terrible video

Its pathetic how long it takes to announce stuff just so they can put together a video of Janet from Gosforth welcoming them.

We need to hold firm and only sell if we get 2 strikers in AND get the price we're after for him. If we cave in and sell for cheaper that sends a message to all the players that they can do exactly the same if they ever fancy a move away. Make the cunt play U21s football for a season the little rat.

Absolute cunt of the highest order.

From where??

"Liverpool have lost that little spark they had earlier in the game, they need to find it again. Could it not just be that Palace are playing well? Hate it when someone is beating or giving 1 of the cartel 6 a good game and they put it down to them playing badly rather than praising the opposition.

There he is

I love it when we monitor players.

Listen to him man!!! https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/live/clyv303en73t

Is this lad fast/pacey?

Thats pretty much Murphy in a nutshell. He's like that all the time, even when hes scoring and assisting in games, he still has moments of complete brain fart!

He will when Gordon's playing upfront all season.

Excited by this one. Hopefully we can get it done before someone else decides they're interested.

I have a feeling this is the period where nothing happens for a week or so with us. Linked with Jackson, Wissa and Thiaw heavily over recent days, now prepare for absolutely nothing for the next week as we move at rapid pace to close the deals. Fucking infuriating how slow we do things.

Not too far away then.

City took Trafford from us.

He's always trying to paint us in the worst possible way. Like, if we do agree a fee with Milan, because hes said that, everyone will think we've paid over the odds. Fucken prick.

He hates us these days doesn’t he. If its true they want to keep him though, i have a good idea, let's low ball them first and then waste 2 weeks on him eh?

Utter shambles of a window

Same here. This is the one that'll tip me over the edge from angry to completely depressed!

Its completely shambolic we find ourselves in this position. I'm struggling to get my head around how bad this window has been. Got absolutely no enthusiasm for the season at all. Unbelievable considering how we ended last season.