Scoot

They'll turn on him like they do all their bosses.

RTG in meltdown tonight hahaha!!!

Looks like a mouth-breather.

+ Add ons Only says £5.5M on the Sky's yellow ticker thingy. Where's the add on's being mentioned? Just a few people in Blackburn area on Twitter. Yeah, chances are it'll be true. Probably based on promotion.

The next shirt sponsorship deal will be with a betting firm and everyone will accept it even though they get people into just as much debt as payday loan companies.

+ Add ons Only says £5.5M on the Sky's yellow ticker thingy. Where's the add on's being mentioned?

£5.5M

Fee agreed it's saying now according to SSN. Coming to Newcastle for Medical.

Hope this fat sham thing rolls on into august.

£27M for a player who only showed up for half a season and even then, it was just the home games? Champion! Even the home games after Xmas were just as s*** as his away games.

He thinks he's so brilliant doesn't he?

Better full back than midfielder in fairness Totally agree with this. For me he just isn't cut out to be a central midfielder. I remember we'd just signed him and Pardew hoyed him out on the right wing from the bench a couple of times and he actually looked better out there than he ever has int he middle.

A god for guiding them to 17th? They lit up Penshit monument in red and white as well. Nee wonder they never do anything, they celebrate finishing 17th like another club would celebrate winning a trophy.

internal and possibly external metalwork- the healing pain after that is absolutely unbearable- like ouyr leg is being crushed in a massive vice. Scratch it a couple of times and it'll be fine.

It must be unhealthy been so obsessed with your rivals like they are. We literally are their whole lives. They go on holiday and the first thing they do is go searching for Newcastle fans. I mean WTF?

He'd have been trying to flog them since the end of last season whilst telling us we can't compete with Burton Albion and Brighton.

It's horrific for their pre-season. Nobody knows what is happening and even the work they are doing now, if they get a new manager he's probably going to play a different way so all this preperaion will be for nowt. Plus they aren't signing anyone.

Great start for Ritchie.

So if we don't smash them, Rafa out? Bed sheet at the ready!

He loves to be the breaker of news. He had used to have post match threads written out ready for when the final whistle went just so he could post it on nufc-forum. Sitting there writing it as the match was going on.

Biggest club in the Championship according to themselves as well. Shutting a fucking stand man, massive club!

People saying get rid, who on earth is going to take this complete knacker?

A slight knock for de Jong will mean he's only out for about 4 or 5 months. Great news.

What's the chances of him falling out of the plane over the Irish sea on his way home?