Toon Hoser

Correct. Global is a Canadian TV station.

Altidore wants out. http://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/oct/09/usa-striker-jozy-altidore-leave-sunderland-january Where did it all go wrong? http://www.theguardian.com/football/blog/2014/oct/09/jozy-altidore-usa-striker-premier-league

Fiorentina now sponsored by Volkswagen. This is their third different automotive sponsor in the past 5 or so years (Mazda, Toyota).

This is a heel turn for now.

Css pls

Too bad we ditched the yellow shirts, they were like a small tea candle of joy in a roiling black ocean of darkness and degradation.

Can't stand this cunt. "Hull City owner Assem Allam says he will not invest a penny more in the club unless he wins an appeal to the Football Association to change their name to Hull Tigers. " http://www.bbc.com/sport/0/football/29460187

Pardew's "Farewell Shirt."

Asamoah Gyan denies performing human sacrifice. http://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/sep/24/asamoah-gyan-denies-murdering-rapper-human-sacrifice Well, you don't see that every day.

This story just popped up on the Guardian website:

Fleet foxes.

The Ashley photo.

Get well Jonas.

Sponsor looks like a grease stain.

Internet Jocularity, from a couple months back but still relevant.

Canadian pundits reckon Pardew has lost the locker room and is on the way out. Dichio and Craig Forest? Forrest.

Canadian pundits reckon Pardew has lost the locker room and is on the way out.

Ashley's there.

SHAMBOLIC FARCE. FUCK OFF PARDEW

PARDEW OUT

Lots of scarves askew.

Eddy Jacko hits the post.

Seven seconds.