Toon Hoser

Save Krul!

Raylor is playing like a man who is trying to hold in some explosive diaorrea.

Tried to amputate Bardsley's foot.

"Pretty frantic so far." Sums it up.

wow

WOOT WOOT

It will be like that dog-rapes-chicken video, on a 90-minute loop. Obviously, we are dog.

Care to elaborate? Oh no, you can't. "f*** off Keegan" ... Is this from the dopey c*** who got nicked for fighting on the pitch at Darlo. f***ing silly daft b******.

What is he reported to have done?

Free Setanta until Sept 12.

2 1, tbh. 1 is shocking. Must have been relegated last season.

Apparently Jack Wilshere was so upset by the violence that his mummy had to make him not one but TWO steaming mugs of Bovril last night. He still cried a little.

Bollocks indeed.

Third shirts for international squads -- a pointless idea in the first place. Check out this shameless money grab by Nike. http://img849.imageshack.us/img849/7944/brazil3rd.png Brazil in black seems so wrong.

Imagine the mayhem he could ignite.

Arsenal announcement: http://www.arsenal.com/news/news-archive/arsenal-agree-terms-with-barca-for-fabregas

You mean Szczesny?

1 Barton #7 shirt + 1 stylish bit of haircutting + BB/iphone in one hand + Collected Works of Friedrich Nietzsche in the other hand = instant Halloween kit. ...that is, if I still got Halloween party invites at my advanced age...

Can't have one match without some crazy drama erupting. Love this club.

Another diving cunt. Fits right in to the Arsenal template.

Blue one's nice too. Will you post pix when you get the hat?

I'll be watching with my dad at his place tomorrow.

I still want this hat. http://www.inspired-earth.com/index.php?page=2&act=viewCat&catId=103 Get it bought then. Ah man... one night of alcoholic excess and one of these is going to show up in the post weeks later. Like the green one, especially. http://www.inspired-earth.com/index.php?act=viewProd&productId=930

That Chelsea shirt, and the away one with the blue grid squares -- both are howlingly bad.