Toon Hoser

Keeper aye. http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/2786/evertonkeeper.jpg "SUPPORT THE TROOPS!"

Liked the Jackie Milburn look last season.

Italian kit presentations are the best. Sampdoria: http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/9813/sampdoriaf.jpg

Charlton unveils classy new away shirts, kicks last year's blue ones to the krbs. http://www.cafc.co.uk/page/shopdetail/0,,10267~2383680,00.html http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/4023/charltonaway1112.jpg

PSG - big red stripe! http://img10.imageshack.us/img10/4453/psghome400x400.jpg

Shirts at the Copa América: http://www.passionemaglie.it/2011/06/tutte-le-maglie-della-coppa-america-2011/

http://img863.imageshack.us/img863/4788/fayedjackson.jpg http://shop.fulhamfc.com/retailprods.aspx?cat=139&h=56

Attn: Marseille fans, fashionistas, charvas, etc. Olympique Marseille having a clearance sale. http://boutique.om.net/om_fr_C-12-soldes/?partner=1wmom

Musical Featurette: "We All Live in Kevin Nolan's House."

New Burnley kit: http://www.burnleyfootballclub.com/page/LatestHeadlines/0,,10413~2352816,00.html Of greater interest is the little Footnote down the page, talking about why Puma's designs feature two stripes. I've never really associated Puma with "two stripes", but there it is.

Some fancy-retro Football Posters: http://www.behance.net/gallery/Sucker-for-Soccer/1289701

Benfica Home http://img641.imageshack.us/img641/2462/benficax.png Benfica Away http://img828.imageshack.us/img828/1759/benficaaway.png

Bit "Star Trek", that one.

Rangers away. Interesting design. http://img193.imageshack.us/img193/4216/rangers1112umbroawayfoo.jpg

I'm not local. Still, I'll end up ordering this. Last year was mental.

Oops. Amazon.co.uk has a 27 June release date. Didn't check the club site.

Available next week: http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/9492/nufcreviewdvd.jpg

Spurs/Orient Olympic stadium appeal shot down. http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/olympics/london_2012/13895756.stm

http://img64.imageshack.us/img64/7171/kevnolan2415.jpg "I'm not fat, I'm festively plump." (not really, just carrying on the Cartman analogy)

What wor Kevin will be wearing this season: http://img715.imageshack.us/img715/2892/westham1112macronhomeaw.jpg Just realized I'm going to miss seeing those chubby thighs. Chubby thighs...

Is the sponsor pronounced "Our Asthma?"

Swansea home: http://img836.imageshack.us/img836/2653/swanseacity1112adidasho.jpg

l'Arsenal du Nord!

I'd have been quite pleased with that. (Water under bridge, I know...)

He's a chubby lad. Probably lots of cholesterol tests.