Revolution Number 9

Gosling and the backheels gunna win tha LEEEG!

At least we actually won a game on this f***ing tour If we'd gone home with no wins and about 80 players injured/banned by immigration/gone home/arrested/abducted/dead I'd have been sorely disappointed. One win makes it all better

£6.5m each they will cost. 45123. Just put an s under the C. Problem? Infinite ç! ç companies will go bankrupt!

Would be funny as fuck if we started playing Xisco and he turned out to be a 1 in 2 striker like

I heard it was for impersonating a professional footballer.

Pardew out!!!

I'd be happy to get Erdinc in for a cool £6m or so, and abandon any more attacking reinforcements in order to go for a new CB. Taylor being our main man alongside Colo is tragically predictable. I'm fed up of the guy. Agree with this, aye Taylor might score a fair few goals for a centre back and his celebration is funny but every time he's on the pitch our back line is reduced to total pandemonium.

He's jumped on a moral high horse to be outraged about people who weren't happy about his initial jumping on a moral high horse. This is some serious double bluff equestrian shit this like.

Can't believe he's still monging away at this thread like. I reckon most would have gave up and called it a day by now.

And this knacker has a big role in that 'United for Newcastle' thing?

Have relatives and friends that live in the North-East, have been going up to Newcastle all my life. I know about the local 'rivalry', and pity it. knowing about it and understanding it appear to be completly different things then. I'll never truly understand it, I agree. I could be wrong, but from what I've always been told the rivalry goes back to the English civil war. Newcastle was on the side of the crown, and Sunderland sided with the Parlimentarians - and then a load of s*** kicked off about coal and as a cause of that, you hate each other? I've never lived anywhere where there is such hatred for people that live in a city 12 miles away, people of similar stock to yourselves... You'd think with so many people in this country ready to turn their noses up at the north-east, in disregard - there would at least be some brotherhood between the people of the region? Couldn't give a f*** about the 'rivarly', it's primitive - f***ing medieval. Where else in the country do you think this goes on, to this kind of level? Its good to see that there are people who don't let this obsession rule their lives (know of a couple married for 20 years, one is a geordie, one is a mackem). Tbh, I'm bloody glad it's something I and those I care about, both now and in the future have never been cursed with. Maybe if some of you guys moved out of the North-East you would see just how abnormal it is, and just how people outside of the North-East react to it? Made yourself look like an utter mongstrosity here like.

Would be just our luck to sign a player like HBA and within 3 games some dirty fucking scummy thug cunt turns him into a permacrock. Obviously I really, really hope I'm wrong.

The words 'Stop bloody visiting that site' spring to mind. Anyone who joins that site are as pathetic as the pondlife infesting it, cant understand why anyone would want to. Humanitarian aid

Class.

What a fucking waste of time this tour's going to be then. Wonderful. Just our fucking luck.

I was just putting the idea forward. Some photoshop whizkid can dee it now.

Horrible paint job http://i40.servimg.com/u/f40/12/40/06/09/bad_bo10.jpg

Best post ever.

I went on it and the advert at the top said 'We love sheds'. Found it disproportionately funny.

I thought that was a whoosh. Are you telling me it wasn't a whoosh?

On the plus side, our defence looks as disciplined as a Roman allegiance.

It's amazing like. They seem to live in this little bubble universe where everyone bar us thinks they're the most honourable, sporting, gentlemanly, classy club in the world ever and the only reason we ever get positive press is because we've infiltrated all the media with our evil agents.

Because he's not American

They will never have the credibilty we have quite simply because theyre bad sports / losers . Read more: http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=609287&page=4#ixzz1SGaBnufD :lol: