Revolution Number 9

Aah wuz there when we didnt narr whese keys these keys were.

Aah wuz there wen we syned o shay and it made wer the werld famus peeyples club.

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Or a condom machine in Sunderland, even. Just as much chance of it getting used.

I think they'll find it's actually 'Seaham Hall luxury hotel in Seaham'. Seaham isn't even in the same county, no matter how much the mackems would like to pretend it is so they can say there's a luxury hotel in Sunderland

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2011/jul/07/2022-world-cup-three-halves

Don't forget Dong.

:lol:

They're genuinely comparing their signings to what Keegan brought in in the 90s I can't believe my eyes.

http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=605185 my fucking word.

Think we'll make it 6-7 personally as it will be Cabaye rolling in a low shot at the end rather than Nolan and by my nonexistant logic this means it will go in rather than slip just past the post.

Making serious profits

The one in south shields is fucking class. 2 floors man, tactics are serious business.

I'd rather see a striker and a centre back, but I doubt we're planning to spend the kind of money we would probably need to to get a centre back that would improve the first team on top of our striker.

I can't believe that any fanbase could possibly be so pretentious and cringeworthy. If I was any good at photoshop I'd be all over that (hint hint )

RAWK delivers again... http://i52.tinypic.com/nz3yj8.jpg

What a name

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2009315/England-star-Jack-Wilshere-started-fight-led-girls-broken-elbow.html?ito=feeds-newsxml It must be this. Edit: too slow

FM-tastic

I heard that Nolan, Carroll and Barton gang banged a 16 year old, recorded it, then they... oh, hang on.

Freaky space alien fingers. I know what you're all thinking of now...

Lorik Cana wants to come back to the premier league. Not going to get homesick any more then

Has to be taking the piss surely.