Revolution Number 9

Don't know about that like. IF HE WAS physically attacked, then odious as he may be he's done nothing to deserve that, but if, as we suspect, it was just verbal abuse massively exaggerated then it's all he can expect tbh.

is this going to be the new 9-1 like?

In fact, he's calling in all of the clubs debt to him, RIGHT NOW.

Daily Mail is saying we attacked and abused Llambias.

They should all be boiled alive in the steamy love juices of a randy frenchman.

The perpetrators should be castrated by enraged hamsters with serrated teeth.

I know. He needs to learn that if he continues to look like an Ameobi with talent, the world will probably implode, and tone his ability down somewhat.

What a load of s****. I know. It's clearly 'arseholes'.

Sammy coming on! ALL HAIL!

How the fuck are all rockers comments getting on there when all I wanted to say was that Alan Smith had the touch of a leper and I was shut down like woolworths.

To be fair, how many games has he started.

Guthrie comes off injured and Cabaye replaces him. That basically equates to one of my wet dreams tbh. Going to go and check my sheets.

At least we'll have some Newcastle friendly highlights soon!

Most of this post is good stuff but the highlighted point is bollocks IMO. Steady building is great, but it's been made quite clear that we can't do that without all of our best players being picked away at season after season. If we've come into a lot of money that we can invest in and improve the squad with now, we should do it now, it could be the difference between a finish that makes our players want to stay or go.

Sports Direct making profits can only be a good thing for us, either directly or indirectly.

They're donating Derek Llambias to science?

I think while we haven't changed in league position, our chances of moving up the league are a lot better than they were then, as long as there is reasonable investment where it is crucially needed.

The f***ing is optional for me. Just a striker and a left back would do. Depends if they're as sexy as Cabaye tbh.

And a couple of 'fucking' s thrown in for good measure. Hell yeah.

We still need a fucking striker. If Enrique goes, we'll need a fucking left back. Simple as that.

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They also have a thread called 'should the chronicle go the same way as the NOTW' because they printed a story about Sunderland being out of the race for N'zogbia and Downing.

It's a good job we all rarely have to put up with it then isn't it.