Revolution Number 9

I fucking hate De Jong

Christ they really are stupid. Give me Barton any day! 4 Goals, 8 Assists to Cattermole's 0 goals and 0 assists oh and ten yellows and two reds! He's a liability! that's seriously his record this season? i knew he was s**** like but f***ing hell To be fair, they've not included his inch-perfect assist in the Man City game.

Derby must be signing him because he's clean and fresh.

We seem to have a thing for raiding the french league like.

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Not once but since every other fucker seems to want him I'm assuming he's class

If we signed Gameiro I would wank my right arm into a fucking tree trunk.

"There's only one greedy b******" "Taylor shagged his lass" And something about him being s***. "You let your city down" Also "He shoots, he misses, he hits his f***ing missus, Andy Carroll, Andy Carroll." He beats his lass, he beats his lass, he beats her, Carroll beats his lass. There was another completely unfunny ditty about Taylor having a bigger cock. I'm more concerned that Nolan never passed a single ball forward. Unless you count his shot at goal that he passed to a random person in Row Z Don't forget "You're just a shit Ameobi"

Smith... even simple 10 yard passes to a stationary target seem too much for him sometimes.

Very little separated the sides today other than the goals, killer instinct up front and a bit of luck. I thought we would get reamed all game, in reality we hit self destruct.

MOTM for me

He once said "Newcastle are a good team" when asked about it And his body language gave a few hints away. He seemed to be saying "Fuck the champions league, I fucking love Newcastle" in sign language. Read into that what you will.

He's a scouser and he always will be.

Never mind Parky

Just a shit Ameobi

Waste of oxygen.

Tiote

"I wonder how much officials ARE swayed by the volume of noise?" What noise?

Calling our fans fickle, fuck off you fucking stupid bellend

Piss easy goal

Fucks sake

Jonas has been class, if theatrical.

Jose man, his passes are going all over the place.

Commentator complaining about Liverpool's injuries. Erm...