Revolution Number 9

Their midfield has 1 goal between them all season, and then they get 3 goals from midfield in 1 game.

Sessegthingy scores a pena. Ah well.

Now it's over to Dean Windass: "Hurrr durrrrr rochdale hurrrr durrrr goal hurrrr durrrrr DERP" Fucks sake, GET SOME FUCKING SUBTITLES FOR HIM SKY!

Aye they're dropping like flies

Liverpool 1-0 up.

Bardsley fucked

Gilks

Xavi and even Makalele are mere mortals

How many times have you been to Newcastle? Three. I'm not saying it's rampant or anything, but it is fairly prevalent just like most other monoethnic parts of the world When were you here in the 70s or 80s? Where did you stay Hotel De-Cowgate or Travel In Howden? A smattering of middle easterners and a Chinatown the size of my office cubicle does not make you multicultural man! In a relative sense, The northeast of England is still very ethnically uniform Agreed... Newcastle less so than the other parts but that's to be expected of the biggest city in the region really. Durham and Sunderland aren't very multicultural places at all, and the surrounding towns and villages even less so.

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Fuck this 'I don't care but' malarkey, I don't care if I get called obsessed, I want to finish above them this season after all the shite they were coming out with previously.

He put 100% in - but a bag of s*** that's 100% full is still full of s*** tbh. At the very least, he wasn't actively aiding Man Utd like Shola managed to with some of his bizarre attempts at football.

Shitting himself!

Don't forget Ben Arfa. Who knows how good he could have been.

Think our best bet is with the Jonas and Enrique overlap on the left going at O'Shea. Quite fancy Tiote against the likes of Carrick mind but not getting my hopes up, we have no goalscoring threat to speak of in this game.

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They both look like 80's throwbacks. 80s? I'm thinking more pre-humanity throwbacks. They look like they should be hoying rocks at mammoths.

Spearing looks like the product of some mad scientist's attempt to combine human and potato into one monstrous starchy war machine. When he was leading their back line with that Flanagan I think I saw Arsenal fans in the stadium genuinely weeping blood.

On a different note, are these lot actually the most disgustingly ugly team in world football? I was hid behind the fucking couch for most of the game.