Ginola

There really shouldn't be a competitive football match where I'm seriously considering whether I should bet on a team to score 10+, 15+ or to have more than one player scoring a hattrick

Hulk should have played Neymar in there, the fat cunt

Lovely first touch from Neymar that

Balotelli!!!!!

PEL

Superb free kick

Good move from the Italians

Come on Mexico

No idea who he is, or what he's like

We're a joke

3-0 Morata

Quality goal from Isco

21st June

2-0, nice goal

Should be 1-1

1-0 Spain. Morata

Good goal

Just seen the goals... Leno

Hopefully Chalobah won't follow the same path

If it means you might stake another 8p, definitely

Just as I turn over to the apprentice there's a bloody goal

Never looked anything special when I've seen him for Birmingham

It was disallowed?

ING-ER-LAND!

I'd much rather he wasn't