Si

Like a sexy Jesus. More like a majestic Mohammed A beautiful Buddha.

Like a sexy Jesus.

Dead? At least well be good at corners.

Michelin sponsoring the goal keepers kit.

Oof sounds painful.

Can you get relegated for complications due to aids?

Needs to stop being a cunt quickly, he gas potential but he's getting in the way of it.

He's had his ambitionenal gland removed.

David Squires on … the inspirational England national team https://www.theguardian.com/football/ng-interactive/2017/sep/05/david-squires-on-the-inspirational-england-national-team?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_Copy_to_clipboard Sublime this week.

Check out @itvfootballs Tweet: Dier is one of the few likeable non-drones.

Proper punishment would be to play 90 minutes in every friendly we play

Glad I didn't watch. I don't like us as a national team in the slightest.

Guessing his thumbs are ok.

Yup.

Surely a pisstake. 7 followers too. Not even worth publicising least Toon Dave sees it.

Finally! Count down in thread title please.

Finally! Count down in thread title please.

Read that this morning class read, his blog from that time is a glorious read, he sounds cannh depressed. A mate sent me a link years ago it was a slightly different account though. Can't see the original but the Guardian sums it up. https://www.theguardian.com/football/2010/jan/06/footballer-darius-vassell-turkey-blog

Great watch.

Because it's tapping up our manager.

Aye favourite player at the minute has bags of potential.

God I love the Italian anthem.

Sweet didn't realise. Cheers.

FFS

Unfortunately that job would be