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Typical England but yeah mental.

I have numerous issues with that list.

Nah not in the slightest.

Perfect use

Marraception

Nah Merson says Mike Phelan is a better choice What a f***ing idiot You could probably hire Merson as director of football sort of then do literally the opposite of all his suggestions and do pretty well Thatvwoukd be possibly the greatest fly on the wall doc ever. Would need a really dry voiceover.

[emoji38] I don't know what's funnier, Palace or the Dildo Brothers. What a week. It's the Dildo Brothers, funniest thing ever

Championship is disgustingly easy marra.

He is absolutely brilliant. Would have kept Hull up with a bit more time. The guys on sky Sports were talking about how Amrabat was loaned out without his approval, but the guy just gets on with things, and works with the players he's given. Looks a very adaptable and intelligent manager. He's a class act.

Just keep playing him. Love him already.

Like a sexy Jesus. More like a majestic Mohammed A beautiful Buddha.

Like a sexy Jesus.

Dead? At least well be good at corners.

Michelin sponsoring the goal keepers kit.

Oof sounds painful.

Can you get relegated for complications due to aids?

Needs to stop being a cunt quickly, he gas potential but he's getting in the way of it.

He's had his ambitionenal gland removed.

David Squires on … the inspirational England national team https://www.theguardian.com/football/ng-interactive/2017/sep/05/david-squires-on-the-inspirational-england-national-team?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_Copy_to_clipboard Sublime this week.

Check out @itvfootballs Tweet: Dier is one of the few likeable non-drones.

Proper punishment would be to play 90 minutes in every friendly we play

Glad I didn't watch. I don't like us as a national team in the slightest.

Guessing his thumbs are ok.

Yup.

Surely a pisstake. 7 followers too. Not even worth publicising least Toon Dave sees it.