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A lot of hammers I know in E17 think It's Alright.

Looking at him can you imagine the other 52. Stuff of nightmares for people afraid of albino hued insect leg removers.

I like this one much better.

Stroller

We've reached the pinnacle already, no point mining the foothills.

It's bizarre as I felt this as I watched the video but on that photo of him dancing, it looks like his head has been photoshopped onto his body. When I read the opening lines of that article ( Pardew is criticised for dancing like an old fool instead of urging his players to keep their concentration) my first thought went to Rafa - when we score he's immediately off his seat shouting at players to get back into position or yelling out new instructions. Night and day between having a professional high calibre manager and a self obsessed nincompoop in charge. Likewise.

It is indeed and yet the Pardew thread title is unchanged. This needs to rectified. Merci

How will we be able to tell?

It is indeed and yet the Pardew thread title is unchanged. This needs to rectified.

I implore someone. His balls are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy There's semen on his pants already, Pards' spaghetti He's nervous, but on the surface he looks smug and ready to drop bombs, But the team keep on ignoring what he wrote down, The whole crowd goes so loud He rocks a move, but the win won't come out He's choking how, everybody's joking now The clock's run out, time's up, over, blaow! Snap back to reality. Oh, there goes gravity Oh, there goes Alan, he choked The f***ing c*** You're a father of two, Dave.

Fuckin' Fret Astaire

Strange and oddly desperate decision.

Nice opportunity for their fans to embarrass the country across Europe. Being too good, too much fret, noise old cunts make. The worst bit about this for Pardew is he's not going to have anything to blame next season's relegation battle on.

Quelle Surprise to be dropped next season for not tracking back.

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I'm down with this sort of thing.

Guess so, would still like some cover for it. As it seems we've had to field make shift defence for parts of the season.

we're pretty well stacked in numbers though, aren't we? Need to ship some of the crap out before we start replacing them. Defence needs bodies surely.

Barnsley fans singing a version too.

Oh that's brilliant.

Colo getting away far too lightly imho.