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Ranger is like, whatup bitch? Brap!

And wounded! :D

Vidic pwned by Ranger!

The server would have melted there like!

If only....

Big Pardo must be reading this thread.

Thought that was in there like...

WHAT?!

I want to see this now: Barton Guthrie Tiote Jonas Ireland Shola

Fuck off Rooney, fat diving cunt. And fuck off fat sam too.

He did until half time... He's been spot on this half too. His kicking has been excellent, but his cross claiming has been suspect. He took one into his chest when Giggs was on him! Excellent take by Krul from Little P-nis there!

He did until half time... He's been spot on this half too. His kicking has been excellent, but his cross claiming has been suspect. He took one into his chest when Giggs was on him!

Would like to see Carroll vs Vidic.

He did until half time...

At last! Vidic has been kicking Shola all night.

Never a pen like.

Young and Nani in the same team?! The universe will collapse under the weight of all the diving that would go on!

Good pressure on Rooney, Simmo!

Maybe Shola should get two handles on his back so Vidic can climb all over him even more.

TBF it looked a nailed on goal kick until I saw the replay!

Has Nani been taking corner lessons from Geremi?

Yeah, I could have gone to Asda and got some beer!

Shola seems to be too deep. Don't fancy Loven to play well on the shoulder of the last man, so I think they need to swap and get Loven off.

Brilliant Hey, I'm originally from Easington where it's 70/30 m*ckem. I feel the pain! Luckily I've lived away for 11 years!

It's actually been effective today though- a lot of dropping back and winning the ball. He's gonna be absolutely knackered around the 60 minute mark, mind. He's been effective until he has a scoring chance then he turns to shit.