RupertCommunicator

He doesn't speak English. His time on loan won't have improved his English. He won't speak English when he gets back. Duck egg.

What? Renamed 'Team Shitestabber'?

6-4-0 Formation for the win (read: not lose)!

So would I and help in whatever way I could to start up Newcastle United again like AFC Wimbledon. I would absolutely love to see AFC Wimbledon reach the Premier League!

So... Is this waste of a squad number going to play tonight, or are we going to see Lovenkrands (who is turboshit) rightfully picked ahead of him again?

yep, and think that's what the Zaragoza fans will be doing if it is true. The loss of revenue will barely make a difference though which is the sad thing compared to being a market place for Dubai based firms to use a vessel of advertising which I would assume would happen. You don't see any non-Abu Dhabi firms sponsoring at City these days aside from Umbro. There is only one solution - nuke the Middle East.

If the Toon ever got renamed after another place, e.g. Team Mumbai, I'd stop supporting them there and then.

If I was Chairman and the Manager said to me that he was aiming for survival next season, I'd sack him there and then. 17th place next season would be an astronomical step backwards. We should be aiming for top half, definately!

Is there anybody in the world who gives a s***? I don't even know who she is. The whole media clearly gives a shit as there seems to be a magic forcefield on Twitter stopping this from trending...

By the way, is there anybody in the world who now isn't aware that it was Ryan Giggs who has been bumming Imogen Thomas?

Maybe 9 is the number of millions of pounds his injunction has cost him?

No. Phew.

Agree. I really can't see Ireland contributing anything that Guthrie then Nolan won't. Absolute waste of a loan.

Have we been paying this cunts wages since he's been here?

On NUFC.com they reckon Big Pardo has said he won't sell Forster on the cheap. Does this mean Krul will go on loan, or go altogether? I'd rather see on loan to a lower Prem team as 1st choice.

Homo.

Legends 9?

Agreed. This is a brilliant tune, and a guaranteed party starter. Ranger is still s*** tho.

That thread is unbelievable! The unwashed are so deluded it defies words!

In the Strawberry? In Gotham Town. Batman knocked you out?!

f***ing awful player, the least threatening player in front of goal I think I have ever seen and his attitude is s*** so he won't improve that. Get rid! Agreed. You f***ing c***! FYP *Clicks report to moderator* Nooooooooooooooooooooo......................

In the Strawberry? Nah, he sat in Carroll's seat in the dressing room. Broken jaw? Are you Saylor? If so, fuck off you fucking cunt!

In the Strawberry?

Ya of course, but I don't think they pretend that their conclusion are definite, just based on probabilities and they accept that its the randomness in football that makes it difficult to predict but you can still analyze some patterns. Thing is though, randomness is at the heart of probability, and proper predictions will never say "Team X will win tonight" but will say "Team X has a 64% chance of winning tonight", so when a referee doesn't give a nailed on pelanty in the 95th minute, the probabilities will still hold true, because that sort of thing will happen X number of times in Y number of matches.

f***ing awful player, the least threatening player in front of goal I think I have ever seen and his attitude is s*** so he won't improve that. Get rid! Agreed. You fucking troll!