RupertCommunicator

Ali is a rare breed.

Surely straight vodka is better than that........ Dunno like, I'm actually quite enjoying it now I've got the taste for it! Although I could stick the Grey Goose in the freezer to use if we win...

I really want a beer whilst watching the match. Just been to the frindge and the in-laws have drunk all of my beer and wine. Even out of SoCo and JD. Having to drink fucking vodka and orange. I have died a bit inside. Maybe this is karma adding up to a Toon win?

Good first half mind, looks like a good PL keeper.

Like nani just did? Little shit.

Jose has been awesome. Could have done with a goal from that half. Hairdryer will change them.

Carrick, you Geordie cunt!

Fucking hell, I would have buried that man. Where's my 20k a week?

FUCKING LOVENKRANDS!!!!!

Divn't pre-empt man, it's not cool!

subs Wahey!

Because his superinjunction has gone to ratshit.

Krul's done really well so far. One good save, calm and sensible and his positioning has been good. Should top up the debate on Krul vs Forster.

I'd be deein' my nut - straight into the little cunts nose.

Book the diving cunt. Total cop out ref.

FUCK OFF NANI YOU DIVING CUNT! DIE!!!!!!

Seriously, Lovenkrands has the touch of a rapist!

TBF, Jonas did just fall over when Giggs touched him!

Well worked that. Barton and Guthrie playing well together.

Nani trying to 'draw a foul' from Chiek (read: diving). Chiek saw this and stepped back, making Nani look loke a knob.

Well played Jonas! Clever. Got a corner from nothing.

Fat cunt is shit. Hope he does that all night!

We need to score here!

Good job Harper's out like!

Oh my fucking god! Sky couldn't be more biased if they tried! Montage of Rooney, with nothing about the Toon. Cunts.