RupertCommunicator

Serious or not, you should seek help. I'll quote this post when we facebum them week on Sunday.

Modric - massively over-rated, Cabaye - God.

Krul > Friedel Raylor < Walker Colo > King Saylor > Kaboul Santon > Ekotto Marveaux - Lennon Cabaye - Modric Tiote > Sandro Jonas < Bale Ben Arfa - VdV Ba - Adebeyor 5-2 to us. Spurs are in big trouble next sunday! I can see a bit of a humping on the cards! Plus they are bottlers, and they never turn up at SJP. Only thing that will save spurs is if Pardew has another moment of retardation and plays Lovenkrands or Ameobi instead of Ben Arfa or Marveaux. Wait, Cashley is a spudz fan? Oh noes! Pardew will be forced to play a shite team!!!!

I know Coloccini is a good defender (somthing i said when you first signed him AND during his poor performances when countless people on here had written him off btw) but he's not better than King imo. Yes King has a poor injury record but even this season we've conceded 2 goals in 4 games and won 4 on the trot since he's come back and he's been putting in great perofmances. Ledley doen't rely on fouling players to get the ball off them (not saying Coloccini does btw) Thierry Henry himself said King is the best cb he's ever played against in this league as he could get the ball off him without fouling. Since 1998 when King first came into the team he's been yellow carded 7 times and never sent off. 7 yellow cards in 13 years for a centre back is astonishing. Colo>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>King

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I genuinely thought he would make when he was banging them in for the reserves, but since he got his break into the first team, every single aspect of his game, attitude and intellect has shown him to be an utter bottom feeder who will never make it. Send the daft cunt to the glue factory and use his 20k a week to fund a new borehole.

Is this cunt not dead yet?

Your mam is pure shit.

Bale doesn't often play left back these days. more likely to be Assou-Ekotto. I was thinking more if we needed the wingers to track back and help out the full backs in the way Jonas does.

That sounds like something I would say!

Shame you don't know we play on the sunday then. God, that just reminded me of how angry I was with Pardew when he did the shitest subs ever. He'd better not pull any of that shit ever again.

This has to be the best formation. Solid XI TBH. Bring on Obertan, Sammy and Best as impact subs between 60-70 mins, and we'll smash them!

Marveaux has to start. We just can't afford Obertan to be a passenger, especially against (admittedly over-rated, but still alright) Bale.

Not yet. I don't think he's anywhere near match fit for the PL.

So what does this mean? Are they out buying a pen atm for signing the contract? £35m pen.

I used to think he was entertaining, but recently he just seems to be acting like a prick, what with all the Arsenal and 'love the fans but I'll leave anyway' bollocks.

I'm not sure If I can post what I want to here so I will respect the rules of the board & refrain but we all know there's a big long list of things that can be dragged out against Sunderland and I'm not just talking Bramble. There was an incident that got RTG closed down for a bit... Including: Drugs, rape, drink driving, adultery, assault and fraud ranging from their chairman down through the manager to the players by any chance. Classy team though, aye?

Just convert the whole team to Islam, we'll have a slow start to the season but we'll thrash everyone after. Emre was a devout muslim and bar his free kick against the scum, he was largely s***. I thought he was areet when he wasn't injured like. Which wasn't very often due to his paper hamstrings. He used to go missing a lot during games towards the end of his time with us.

Just convert the whole team to Islam, we'll have a slow start to the season but we'll thrash everyone after. Emre was a devout muslim and bar his free kick against the scum, he was largely shit.

How dare you imply that Barca are better than the almighty LIVERPOOL?! They won it five times, don't you know?

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Try it and see how effective you are. Running for 100 yards. I've tried it plenty of times. After about 60 mins of high tempo football, sprinting 50 yards leaves you a bit knackered on the way back like.

For some reason, we are Spurs bogey team. Plus they don't travel well and we have been immense at SJP so far. As long as Pardew don't do retarded substitutions again and actually plays our strongest XI I think we'll win this comfortably. 3-1.

http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showpost.php?p=10873908&postcount=15 Can't stop laughing, almost a week later. TBF, he sounds like a right cockhead on there. I bet he's about 6 stone, pockets full of sand too. Right internet warrior!

That is our best XI. Sad/infuriating we won't see it anytime soon. Thing is though, it suits our squad perfectly. It can be broken down into several areas: Keepers: Krul, Harper, Elliot Fullbacks: Santon, Raylor, Simpson, Fergy CBs: Colo, Saylor, Williamson, Kadar, Perch CMs: Tiote, Cabaye, Guthrie, Gosling, Smith Wingers: Jonas, Marveaux, Obertan AMs: Ben Arfa, Vuckic STs: Ba, Best, Sammy, Shola, Lovenkrands, Ranger Also, our midfield 5 can be very flexible i.e. Our wingers can easily play the AM role and vice versa. Cabaye can push up and support the AM and Tiote can drop and become a fifth defender. Am incredibly positive about our 4-5-1 (4-2-2-1-1?) formation. Really could propel us into Europe.