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Personal favourite. Micky Nicholas BIGGER CLUB SUCK ME COCK YOUSE ARE WANK CHAMPION SHIP GLORY HUNTERS AYE SO SHH Merked by Micky

Douglas said on twitter today that Pardew has plans for Vuckic pre-season, so i don't think it's him. I'll try and find it... EDIT: Here it is. @NUFCSoldMyName I honestly can't say I've checked that one out. Vuckic will get chances in pre-season if what AP said last season is true.

Someone stick that on a villa forum...cunts....

Douglas on twitter says he has spoken to his 'NUFC man' about our transfer target Blaise Matuidi and he says he is a different kind of player to Tiote. Here's hoping.

Love your stories madras.

http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/news/Aston-Villa-Birmingham-news-Alex-McLeish-accepts-Villa-job-during-meeting-as-owner-Randy-Lerners-house-article747888.html Apologies if already posted. And if it hasn't, we all knew it anyway...

Thanks.

I will always love José tbh.

To anyone that knows Barnetta as a player, is he like Seb Larsson or better? EDIT: Waiting for Sewelly's post.

£34m left to spend You have a lot learn young one Ray Wilkins is that you?

Clearly...

He's going to Newcastle Jets, not us. http://eurorivals.net/transfer-rumours/blaise-matuidi-to-newcastle-jets.html

He might fail the medical, you never know. *Fingers crossed*

They had five loanees in their first team last year (i think), so this doesn't surprise me. He needs funds simply to make a decent starting XI ffs.

If that happens, and i ain't holding my breath, it could possibly be the best transfer window ever. I'd be so happy i might spontaneously combust!

Agreed. Yes he was in the worst team in the league and he still managed 7 goals in 12 games, which is a great achievement when your teammates are rubbish

@Scottwilsonecho Scott Wilson Is Erdinc the striker #NUFC need? Graham Carr clearly thinks so - NUFC tried to sign him under Hughton - and chief scout has big influence. Seems Carr has been watching him for a while, so like Sewelly i trust his judgement

Matthew Upson is evens to be a Sunderland player by the end of the transfer window, according to Skybet. Hope this happens.

Given that we are going for Ba and Shola is likely to be on the bench, will Cabaye be the 'designated penalty taker'?

Cause he's a perma-crock, wouldn't even call it surprising Oh i knew that. I thought he was returning from injury though. How long was he out for?

What's with his inflated price tag then if he's shite?

Why would they sell Gordon? Isn't he one of their best players and their best goalkeeper? I've missed something i know it... :-[