TBG

Or another Bruno, Isak, Dummett or Botman.

Has the rest of the Premier League signed off on us being an "elite" team?

Who?

Who was the last full on bearded player we had?

Sam Fender round 2 here we go.

Quite worrying that both the club and player won't come out and discuss the private matter publicly.

San Marino on scoring in three consecutive games form, beats us.

Ben Arfa is very similar to Schar in that we'll never know just how good he was/is without having him play in his best position. Given how much of an attacking talent he is, its a shame we never got to see him play as a central defender to satisfy those who sided with Pardew when it came to lambasting an attacking talent like Ben Arfa for not defending enough.

Not injured

Tough game then.

What's our record like against Malta?

They're not the only one that does this, but I still "love" confirmed is actually: So someone else's story and not actually confirmed then.

Didn't he start his career as lone striker playing the target man role?

Aye, you'd have thought they'd have done something to strengthen or replace the bones in Burn, Barnes, Anderson & Murphy akin to the medical team that replaced Wolverines bones with adamantium

This is karma for those that hounded out Joselu and Wood.

Got to question Howe picking him for Switzerland

Phillips to us will still be getting peddled at 10:50PM on deadline day.

You might like getting choked. But sea turtles don't. Go digital.

Given how great the ticket website is, surely they can set up a system that can pick up on the postcode tied to the card being used to make payment. Anyone using a card with a registered postcode not beginning with NE is perceived to be a day tripper and immediately banned from buying tickets so not to ruin the atmosphere

Pay on the door. First come. First served. Thank me later.

Which ironically is a phrase overheard on a daily basis in the back office of the factories where the shirts are manufactured and shipped from.

Not sure how England V Malta can follow that

8 points behind City.

He literally doesn't score that if he's still playing for City.

They don't call it Super Sunday for nothing! Electric!