TBG

It was a cheap punt on someone with potential. He steps up, great. He doesn't (didn't) he gets sent out on loan with him hopefully doing well. If he does, factor in being young and English and we should be getting £10m+ for him if we sell next summer. That's a nice profit. There'll be plenty more like Ashby who we'll sign with one eye on selling them.

Wrongly has his goal chalked off, and If I'm right, was the closest a defender got to scoring all pre season. He's an option off the bench to get a goal from a corner when we're struggling to breakdown teams.

Done deal apparently.

Is he a big fan of Shola?

Ponteland Airport has the pro versions in.

Solid yesterday.

Thanks for that @OCK

Ignoring that match, Did ASM ever actually manage 2 goal contributions in a game? Checkmate.

Ritchie close.

Good from Barnes, but you'd expect a hat trick at minimum

Now level with Maxi on goals this pre season for their respective new clubs.

Stop getting scones wrong.

A scone, with chicken?

45 minutes away for our first bit of silverware this season.

What result(s) do we need to lift the cup?

Tonali has stepped up. Most absolutely hate Fiorentina and Allan McGreggor

Granted Boro might still not come through but Norwich are just genuinely shit these days aye?

State of that bench

For what it's worth, I've just seen Hayden leaving a chiropractor.

Yeah but the font

Just because you have room for them, doesn't mean you need to include emojis in every tweet.

Been told this one is close.

What takeaway is everyone getting then? I'm going pizza.