TBG

Must be due a new contract this season

Could just be signing Maxi's goodbye card. Learning to read and write is a huge thing for those from Blyth.

This is a tough one. On one hand, it's nothing more than a friendly to build up fitness and maybe try some new tactics/formations in a low pressure nothing to lose friendly. On the other hand, a defeat would signal Villa have done better in a transfer window that is still open, even though not playing or wanted by Howe, we've missed out on Diaby, Emery was actually the man for us, and a guarantee that Villa will finish above us in the league.

Could they be keeping the announcement for the half time show against Villa?

Always love how the Chronicle reports these yocals. You'll get a headline along the lines of 'Disgusting scum caught stealing a Twix. Bring back hanging?', with the headline below or above it being 'Career criminal and head of crime family, Sayer, spotted taking in the sun at Whitley Bay'.

Chroncile should get at least three weeks worth of headlines out of this

So to summarise, you can buy the pro shirt at ponteland airport, and Adam P got fingered twice in one day.

Gonna be a fair few aneurysms if we don't beat Aston Villa in the Premier League Summer Series at the Lincoln Financial Field

Shame we're still stuck with the same font from the past 14 years

Have we seen them both in the same room, at the same time?

Like ya Mam.

Needs to start against Villa, at the Lincoln Financial Field.

But we don't bring on Ritchie and the like to do that. We're more likely to put Isak out wide, and I genuinely have more faith in him to produce something over Maxi.

Has this ever actually worked?

No more snide away kits yet? Mine is apparently in the UK now but I'm bracing myself for pizza126 to let me down.

Newcastle play in black and white and green.

Daddy.

One to keep an eye on

Crawling closer this one

Re short on strikers, as long as we're putting crosses in, and he has free reign to shoot from outside the box, Schar as a target man wouldn't be too bad for a game or five

Cough

Very Al-Taawoun FC

That would be Giving it all Away