TBG

Ross Wilson managed to convince us to spend £85m on Elanga. We should be looking at £125m minimum for Gordon.

Is it true Howe hasn't won against them?

Trippier you brave boy

One shot, one goal. LETHAL.

Willock has the heating on during the summer, pass it on.

Any truth in the rumours he'd be allowed to leave if he scored two goals today?

Seemed to turn towards Italy and celebrate??

Absolute corruption

VAR to overturn it

Could've killed him ffs

VAR checking the handball

Osula close, ooft

Bah gawd, its, Kane!

Would be a huge boost having him back in time for the Champions League final.

Good to see Ruddy back.

The fact James Bunce hasn't been sacked (yet) gives me hope that the media have it wrong.

I should've taken more pictures when I had you. I should've given you more kisses and hugs whenever I could.

Just adds to the worst season in living memory

Showed more desire crossing the Wear to come play for us than Tonali has all season.

These days you cant play for Man Utd if you're English.

Did they actually lose fans to the North Sea or did they just end up in Norway

Think the most important signing we could make would be brining in Citeh's scouting system. Where the fuck did they find Semenyo from!?!?

Craig Hope has approached Craig Hope for comment.

Klinsmann back to steady the ship. Carrick appointed manager in the summer.

His dip in form does seem to coincide with the closure of Sapori in Gateshead