TBG

That's GBH anywhere other than a football pitch

Willock offside from Pope's initial pass.

Jagoal

Get all 11 threads bumped.

Hot dog nonces

Kicks his leg away, no penalty.

Sue the Premier League, should've flagged him immediately offside, if they had, he likely wouldn't have pulled it running through on goal.

Rule that one out CUNTS

Willocks hair was offside?

Practically still in a NE postcode, miles on.

Admins not happy?

Would've preferred Tonali staring mind.

Would you turn up to watch this current side? Factor in Spurs being bad as well.

Pretty much a Champions League game this when you think about it.

How's Willock missed that ffs

Three strikers on the bench costing £250m ffs

You're living in a fantasy if you think Shahar is ready

How many pages if we win tonight? I'll go with 3 before midnight, with the thread ramping up again on Thursday because the Villa game is "must win".

Honestly, has much changed.

Shrimpy 100% sells snide kits on his stall and has a DBS result that wouldn't allow him working in a high school

Workshop implies there would be tools (and I'm not talking about certain members attending) so the club was worried they'd be used as weapons against members of staff so the event was cancelled iirc

Sucks for those who bought one on the 21st January and haven't entered at least one ballot or purchased a ticket, but that's Ross Wilson and Eddie Howe for you.

Wissa? More like wouldn't Missa him.

Granted I'm only 12, but literally the worst ownership during my lifetime.

If only Sir Captain Tom had been more accurate. R.I.P.