TBG

'Promote from within'

A bit harsh on Ronaldo.

Oh well the warchest will carry over to January.

Juninho looks like the bastard child of Tony McCoy and Rob Brydon.

Sir Terry Wogan

GOOOOOAALLLLLL

Nope

GOOOOOOALLLLLLLLLL

Called it nicely. Nostradamus. Unreal . ITK

Why don't you marry Henry, Martin.

Ramos

Already hate Ferdinand.

Here's a close-up of the pinstripes: http://i61.tinypic.com/2z7ex5f.jpg

What fish ? A Great White Shark.

Aye, I want to throw a fish at her.

All undone by wanking in adeodorant can lid.

Hey Sky sources

Don't forget Shola.

Nah, what he means is, he was the player designated to pick up crisp packets at that s*** tip of a stadium and pass them onto the stewarts to lick.

Fyp fyp fbp

£6.6m

Full of British cloggers to keep happy all those knuckle draggers that still support Pardew.

Gosling must be better then.

Not forrin. Can jump high.

"We'z tried"