TBG

Wearing mine on Sunday at the match. That'll show Ashley I mean business.

You's are forgetting he's a geordie and we used to be able to rub shoulders with him in Blu Bambu. Hes one of us.

Toon fans set for early Christmas present as Newcastle and Geordie star Andy Carroll set to make his triumphant return. Even the club have gotten in the festive spirits by releasing a festive themed Andy Carroll jumper for low price of £70 which they club are encouraging fans to buy to show their support to the former England and current Newcastle and Geordie star.

Nothing but a new manger bounce that comes with a quality manager coming in. Just look at us when Bru...oh.

But just like Bruce he's a good lad and loves the club unlike Rafa and Rondon the mercenaries

Hopefully Branko.

From David Ornstein in The Athletic this morning. I reckon the Chronicle will get at least 5 pieces out of this. 'Ashley in Mexican stand off' 'Just who are the Orlegi Group' 'What exactly happened to Santiago Munez' 'The top 5 moments from Goal' 'Exclusive: The shocking age of Toon & Geordie star Matty Longstaff the year Goal came out'

How much grafting did Boro do though?

Oh wait I forgot he said he's not a puppet

To be fair it's pointless thinking about them when he's not in charge of them.

£13 every time you buy a replica shirt from the club shop with his name on.

That's the problem with playing so many attacking players, it leaves you vulnerable at the back. Might have to think about going back to basics next weekend

Polic or Gazza?

You saying you wouldn't kiss polic sober?

So you're saying he was sober when he did it and he fancied you?

They're just keep the regular guests sweet. It's always the same handful of average players/managers coming on to give their thoughts on things. "Coming up unemployed Ian Holloway on how he would stop the rot at Spurs

On talkSport pointing out where other managers are going wrong.

Eh, Sheffield United on a seemingly random Thursday? I must admit I have as much interest in football these days as Branko does personal hygiene, but since when has playing on a Thursday been a thing?

6,4,10,1,2,9,5,3, 7, 8, 11

He didn't even change the seats. They did. Aye but for a a free hamburger.

More importantly we've got Eldon Square nearby to keep the missus busy.

Every above average player that never went on to do anything more in the game other than appear on talkSport: "Ashley is a good business man".

Gayle Carroll Ritchie Shortstaff Longstaff Saint-Maximin

Or his first touch.

Seemed a lovely bloke when I walked past him in Gosforth. It's PC gone mad.