TBG

Should be a lovely day out then.

He's probably looked sharp in training but Bruce won't want to throw him in at the deep end. He'll give him a few more weeks of training under his belt, ready to come on against United, guns blazing like a cat amongst the pigeons

Spending time with your wife? You mug.

Surely knowing the area will see us alright? The expert pundits reckon so.

Got to remember Brighton were in the Championship only two year ago so it should be an easy win.

Poor lads. It must have been an absolute nightmare under Rafa having to follow instructions for a few hours, 4 or 5 days out of the week. I really feel for them.

Got to question Bruce's scouting. He did have the final say on signings after all.

Haven't bought any kit in years but really fancied getting this seasons Inter Milan away kit. £70!? Get tae fuck.

The bitch

Bet she still wipes his arse

Can't say I've ever seen Yorkie and Keith Bishop in the same room at the same time when I come to think about it

4-0 with Bruce saying we could've nicked something if Almiron had put away his chance at only 3-0 down.

Think we'll get beat, but not beat, really in real terms, so I've got to be pleased with that.

Tbf I only went to 3 games last season, and 2 of them had excellent atmospheres. Aye, don't get me wrong, I'm sure the atmosphere at times is great, but for majority of the time (at least when I had my ticket) it was shite. It's why I laugh when I see people going on about not denying their kids from going. The majority of the kids at the game spend most of the time playing on their phones.

It's been shit for years (No digs at what Wor Flags were doing). All you get is a "Commmmmeeeeeeee on" when the opposition scores and the odd "Toon, Toon" chant. Cant even boo Perez these days.

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Some say the echos of him getting booed on his return can still be heard in the halls of St James' Park to this very day.

Heard of him. Haven't heard any of his music, but based on his name and look I can safely assume he sings about lasses not opening his Snapchat.

We all need to turn up to Sportsdirect shops and hand over money to support the lads staff.

And those booing.

Bruce has this to say after the 5-0 defeat at the hands of Liverpool: "We didn't get beat by 6, really in real terms, so I've got to be pleased with that"

Idiots booing. We've just earned a point against last season's FA Cup runners up ffs

They'll sit there in the most expensive kit in the league at £65. One hand with a £3 match day programme in it, the other a £5 pie. Trying their best not to get any of it on their £20 paper cup ticket, as they put it beside their £650 season ticket, in their £15 NUFC wallet bought from the club shop. Taking breaks in-between reading Charnley pleading poverty, to boo a player that left for a club with more ambition than having two paddling pools and three wheelie bins.

We'll run right back at them. NO SURRENDER. NO DEFEAT.

Nowt the magic sponge and running it off won't fix, man. You know what a torn hamstring was back in Bruce's day? It was the butcher string snapping during the cooking of his pre-match joint of gammon with chips. Now snowflakes use it to describe a sore leg, boohoo.