TBG

That's what she said

When did gimp become a philosopher

Fuck, I just shed a year.

Members of the Illuminati iirc

Call in The Warthog

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So basically what The Telegraph said, but now with the date 31st instead of before January. Such riveting journalism.

When it broke he was tweeting he didn't know who they were. As if they have any idea what's going on. Ashley talking shite was just a catalyst to write another rehashed takeover article but now with quotes from the fat man himself. The one they've just posted is mostly Ashley's quotes from today, rehashed Peter Kenyon stuff, filler about attempts to sell us in the past and protesting yet they're passing it off as some Stifler level ITK.

A bit like a Super Duper Branko Strupar[/member] post.

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Realistically can we overtake City by Christmas

The mining industry once again being punished.

Sums up Mike's run as a moderator.

Seen plenty players round town. Can't say I've ever seen anyone stop them going about their business. Aye you'll get kids doing it, but they'll be the same kids writing down how they prepare their Weetabix. So it's clear they're just overly excited and possibly on the spectrum.

Nah, most fans of other clubs were lead to believe 'He's done a good job up there. Put a lot of money into the club. Deluded fans expect too much and hate him cause he's cockney', up until recently.

This dude has been completely played. What a loser. More likely he hasn't hit his ad revenue quota for the month/couldn't be arsed to do some actual journalism. Why go to the effort of investigating if there's any truth behind what their source (ha) has said when it's easier to copy and paste the last few articles, move some of the text around and just change the location of the consortium. Still going to get people happy to read through ad infested pages for no new news whatever, but hey at least when they get to the bottom of the page they can then click on the link to the article about Ronaldo taking a selfie in his car cause there's some real news there. What's annoyed me most with the media turning on Ashley is it only happened after Ashley Out etc did their job for them. It was the same with Pardew. They were happy to continue with the same old clichés and bullshit until actual facts and statistics etc were laid out for everyone to see.

Would've been Glenn Roeder iirc. Shearer started his testimonial on the bench. Roeder then went on to get the job full time. So could Shearer be hinting that the club has been in contact with Will about becoming our new manager at the end of the season. Read more exclusively in tomorrow's Chronicle.

Did they ever make peace with the Sugar Puff Monster

It's all well and good until they mention the Bigg Market.

Like how quickly the rest of the media start reporting the 'news', like they knew all along. Basically rehashed Staveley articles with a couple of sentences about Wor Peter, our Lord and Saviour.

No spoilers please

That and "Ken, Wood" still has me in stitches

"Certainly not a UK thing"

Catching up on some Athletico Mince