TBG

Steady on there

He's nicked the benches.

People who come back to their seats 10mins into the second half.

Rangers been banging Mrs Pardew its the only time he's going to score this season.

Just been reading that the reserve game against Arsenal this Wednesday is at SJP and admission is free to all i might pop along for that.

The result of Carragher's tackle on Nani

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Best would of buried that chance Suarez had

Is this you? http://calitreview.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/citizen-kane-clapping-gif.gif

So you're saying Nolan needs to trace his family tree and see if he has Ivorian grandparents?

Does it says in the renewal pack when seasons tickets are going on general sale?

http://www.direct.gov.uk/en/Governmentcitizensandrights/UKgovernment/Honoursawardsandmedals/DG_067917 Shola Ameobi....Lets make it happen.

He's got a shiney heed He said his grandma was deed stevey ireland stevey ireland

I'm confused (easily done) are we supposed to be in the wrong for putting a £1m price tag on him when he was a reserve player with little premiership experience? If it hadnt been for Shola's hip glue needing replacing he would of probably still been on the bench for most of last season

Coca-Kolo?

Been sniffing lines of Coke of Balotelli's head is what i've heard.

Maybe they could use it to catch all the pedo's hiding in bushes and transport them to the riverside it would certainly increase the attendance figure by atleast 20,000

I love his quick run he does towards the Gallowgate end just before kick off Its just a shame it tires him out for the game.

Villa Fans

Anyone else get the urge to squeeze Agbonlahor's nose?

Just £5 tight bastard

Wont stop me thinking of having sex with her though.

Reduces the chance of one of our players picking up an injury as a result of an elbow to the face.