TBG

Norwegian so Haaland who's also available.

Would anyone take Lewandowski and Vardy?

Sell Isak for £150M. Offer Citeh £190M for Haaland + £10m for Trafford on loan with an obligation to buy. Transfers are as simple and easy as that, yet nepohowe will somehow fumble it, as per.

Ramsdale should do better for the first goal.

What time do people normally head in early for their half time canapés and chardonnay?

Trying to get to tickets Does anyone know where the access block section is? Is it pitch side like the racist scouser?

Villa with arguably a better summer than us if they get Jackson on loan.

Would you be happy with selling Chris Rigg for only £110M?

Where's the best odds for Bruno, Joelinton and Schar to get a yellow card each?

Really makes you appreciate the loyalty from the likes of Ameobi and Dummett

Just seen a video of the West Ham players having a stroll round Newcastle on Saturday morning. Good ploy by the mackems that. Have the opposition tire themselves out enjoying a stroll round our city instead of conserving their energy staying in their bed and breakfast on some industrial estate in Sunderland.

Balotelli is still without a club.

Time to make a statement signing. Sell Isak for £150M and buy Mbappe for £200M. It's as easy and simple as that.

Well yeah, we already knew this two days ago.

Reijnders already delivering

Need those who have been successful in the ballot to bring the noise.

Currently in a Champions League spot.

3rd and a point ahead of Man City, Chelsea and Arsenal in the race for Champions League.

No interview?

Still 3rd as it stands.