TBG

Take the points deduction. Miss out on Europe because of it. A forum inquest will be held, questioning where the season went wrong and why it rests on our inability to take points off Man City and Arsenal who dropped a combined 6 points over the course of the season.

One could say he'll turn out mint,eh.

The lad is the future. Need to do everything we can to keep a hold of him. He's one we should be building our side round for the next 5-10 years. So if it means selling Isak to keep Minteh, so be it.

Club statement, NOW

Minteh MUST start

What time is everyone heading to the ground? I want Eales stood outside like Keegan when Cole was sold, explaining how this embarrassment has been allowed to happen. The Saudis are ruthless and wont stand for this. Dan Burn can't play left back. Howe only buys British players. Schar in midfield.

Wont be long until you get locked up for having a Christian name like John.

Lads, if you want to feel good about yourself, get this The amount of men complimenting me for it is astounding.

Disappointing not to see [insert a place I want] not there.

With a worrying release clause

Can't wait for UEFA and FIFA to crack down on it, all the while happy to take sponsorship money from the like of Aliexpress.

Maybe a long shot, but could the performances be in protest to King Charles being head of the monarchy? There's a lot of youngsters in the squad who've been brought up learning Fortday dances from tockTik, when back in my day we lived off rations and danced to the sound of another failed Stuka dive bomb. Throw in the woke poisoning the nations mind into believing that the bitch Diana didn't deserve to end up in two different postcodes and it's clear the players aren't playing for our King.

Given we've beaten everyone in wars, I wonder if everyone sees us as their cup final.

Ref had enough

Alex Ferguson was able to transition Alan Smith from a striker to a midfielder. Could Southgate be the one to do the same with Kane? Hopefully also at Man Utd.

Wouldn't be trusting 5 people sat round drinking Carling.

Half of yous asked for Trent

Also apparently vaccinated. Makes you think.

Maybe she was just really looking forward to us signing Calvert-Lewin.