TBG

It's the summer of Ryder and Will.

Off to bed. Hopefully some substantial movement over night.

Get in sun? I hope not, it's only 8:16pm

Seems to have gone quiet again

Pathetic from the club even trying for Watkins. Aim lower.

Ela - Elanga Up and down the wing he goes. When he whips it in, this is what we'll sing. Calvert-Lewin, Calvert-Lewin Eddie must resign.

BEST. WINDOW. EVER.

Anyone else reading too much into him not starting against Celtic?

"Just who is going to cover the broadcasters losses!?!? I say this as a 'Sky Sports 4D 8K IMAX Mutli Room Superior VIP' subscriber for all 4 of my homes, Labour must increase the price for those on the most basic Sky package"

So it moved on significantly today? I'm calling bullshit. Not a single journalist was giving updates every 15 minutes.

Will miss at least 3 days of pre season with us.

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Some of y'all

New dressing gown confirmed.

Anyone know his name? Feels like he's getting off quite lightly given the state the club is in.

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To be fair it's good experience for those lads signing. They'll get to see what it's like living in Newcastle.

Third kit colours. Its happening.

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Will be surprised if that bloke makes it past security. You'd imagine everyone at security will be stopping him to tell him how class their away kit is. The security staff will also be stopping him to tell him how they secretly wish it was called Newcastle & Sunderland Airport. If somehow he does make it past security, the duty free staff will be all over him asking where he got the shirt from as it's so class they should be selling it. If he somehow manages to get through there, you'd imagine fans of evey other club using the airport will be stopping him to buy him a drink to congratulate Sunderland being back in the Premier League. If he does make it on board, you'd imagine there's a good chance the pilot will then let him fly the plane.

Feel like the only thing stopping us signing Scalvini is the lack of a thread

looking forward to the derby